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Followers
516
Account age
2 yrs
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📊 Post engagement
3
Avg engagement / post
0.6%
Engagement vs followers
Sep 2023
On Bluesky since
🔥 Top post: Don't use the make stuff up machine as a search engine. I don't · 5 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
4.3 / week
Posts several times a week.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 11 text · 1 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
3.3×
Follows 158 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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He's literally telling people to replace their parental figures with him. This is classic grooming behavior, especially with the kind of cults that end with violent standoffs against the police and the children being held hostage.
Of all the work problems to stall a project, I didn't see it being finding the cheap printer paper. We've got high gloss, cardstock, even printable labels in abundance, but I don't want to waste any of that on bulk printing. Its odd to be …
"You can't fight it. You have to go with it." How many women has he told this? How many children?
It feels more and more like the real way to protect children online isn't to require proof of ID, it's to keep politicians away from computers.
I feel like there are more people skipping it because they are bored of Nolan movies that there are people motivated to be anti-woke. But there's no rage farming to be done with "I don't care about the movie", so that's not what gets the t…
The US education system is being hollowed out by people who have no respect for either.
I'm at a meeting of faculty sharing their research in the party room of a local bar and grill run out of a converted fire station. I am thinking of applying for a grant to study how a space can have anti-cool vibes.
Me and these rocks are about to teach some children earth science! Thanks to Pope County Library for inviting me.
Bluesky is now requiring me to do age verification to comply with Texas law. The problem is that I'm several hundred miles away from Texas and have not been to the state since Bluesky launched. Not a fan of having to share my personal info…
I just got a political spam text that I agree with, but for very different reasons than they want me too. The message was trying to scare me about "illegal peptides from China", but I think the entire supplement industry needs to be invest…
It would be awesome if city had ice-cream trucks like a trolley service. You just go to the ice-cream stop and catch the 2:40 SpongeBob pop. Wouldn't it be great to live in a world where the worst scandal in politics is that pistachio mint…
🦋 Handle & authenticity
Bluesky handle
@chrisdoesrocks.bsky.social
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On Bluesky since
Sep 2023
An early adopter from the invite-only beta (before the Feb 2024 public launch) — an original, established account.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Bluesky in 2023 — 2 years ago.
👁️Averages 3 views per post.
📤Posts about 4.3× per week.
🛡️ Audience credibility
61/100
Fair
Credibility score
84%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 84% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~0.6% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Bluesky.
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Geologist, map maker, and partially-reformed trainwreck. Not TikTok famous either. https://linktr.ee/chrisdoesrocks
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