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Followers
803
Account age
2 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
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🧰 Free analysis for Simone Heller
Known for
📊 Post engagement
9
Avg engagement / post
1.1%
Engagement vs followers
Aug 2023
On Bluesky since
🔥 Top post: Come for the acid-spitting centipedes, stay for the calm of the · 14 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.67 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 10 text · 2 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
4.2×
Follows 190 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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lol
AI stole my life’s work
to use it to replace me
and now I need a new computer to do what’s left of this work
and it costs as much as a car or maybe a small spaceship
because of AI
If you believe LLMs can translate your book, there’s no reason to think LLMs can’t also write your book.
And last but not least, I'm running a fundraising event right now with my Seal Signal project. You help a really good seal center, I send you a cute seal sticker designed by a human artist. This is the project of my heart, all cobbled toge…
3 books I translated this year that almost made me lose my mind (for different reasons - one was a lot to learn, one I jumped on last minute, and one … we don’t talk about Bruno). My two fav translations of 2025 are not out yet :(
Crazy year I had! Probably the most busy ever, but I also lost 3 reliable clients since A offers to translate Kindle books with a click. So next year might look quite different, and I'm glad and very frightened. I'd really like to work les…
I made a thing. Not my usual thing, but using similar skills - gathering information, structuring it, thinking up a good way to present it. Enter: The Seal Signal @sealsignal.bsky.social - a global guide to seal rescue and conservation.
Not relevant in the big slop heap, but can AI comments/emails fuck off? It used to be easy to recognize spam comments. Now I get messages that look like someone read my posts or stories, and I’m like: oooh, exciting, let’s re… wait, why do…
If you understand German oder French, one of the best cultural history things around at the moment is on Arte: Est-il vrai/Stimmt es, dass …? Often not what you expect and food for thought and interesting perspectives in every episode.
Want to explore the ocean beyond with me? "In the Sea of Binary Stars" is out now in Plott Hound Magazine issue 2, bringing you along for a speedy, but contemplative dive to the deepest depths! Chomp and tenderness, all in one blubbery pac…
Working class monsters (and very nice animation): Nobody
A wonderful piece of art for all you museum & fox lovers out there!
🦋 Handle & authenticity
Bluesky handle
@herlizardness.bsky.social
A default .bsky.social handle — genuine, but not domain-verified. Confirm identity before a high-value deal.
On Bluesky since
Aug 2023
An early adopter from the invite-only beta (before the Feb 2024 public launch) — an original, established account.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Bluesky in 2023 — 2 years ago.
👁️Averages 9 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.7× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated75/100
Good
Credibility score
92%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 92% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~1.1% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
sff writer & translator
curiosity in abundance | astray in worlds and words
🔀 Audience overlap
EstimatedEstimated shared audience with similar creators — useful for avoiding overlap (or doubling down) when planning a campaign.
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