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If you might get stuck next to Trump, I'd advise you to carry some Vicks VapoRub in your pocket.
If you'd willingly sit next to Trump, you deserve to marinate in his cloud of feces and rot.
Are you a Z-list nobody that hasn't been in the spotlight in forever?
Try MAGA. Maybe you can open for Kid Rock. All it costs is your soul.
www.realitytea.com/2026/07/29/e...
Minutes without being an international embarrassment: 0
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Even the dumbest mother fucker on earth can get something right every now and then.
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Trump threatens to pull Todd Blanche's nomination until after the new senators are seated in January.
With luck, nobody he wants will ever get confirmed after that.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
Who the fuck does Bernie Moreno think he is?
Anthony Fauci has him outclassed by any metric.
Elon is suing Minnesota because they are banning apps that can generate porn of anyone, including children.
Just in case you didn't know what kind of asshole he is.
www.pcmag.com/news/xai-sue...
Dr. Anthony Fauci is a hero and those who attempt to slander him and other scientists that have saved millions of lives won't be remembered fondly.
Why does this serial sex offender keep getting steady work? Cancel this mofo already.
www.thecanary.co/global/2026/...
Fauci is taking the 5th to avoid being politically prosecuted by this corrupt regime.
Is taking the 5th still just for guilty criminals, or is it okay now since Shitler keeps doing it over and over?
abcnews.com/Health/fauci...
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