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Followers
1.8K
Account age
3 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
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📊 Post engagement
303
Avg engagement / post
16.5%
Engagement vs followers
Jun 2023
On Bluesky since
🔥 Top post: I am exasperated with people accusing programmers of "gatekeepin · 3.5K likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
5.9 / week
Posts several times a week.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 11 text · 1 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
1.7×
Follows 1K back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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I hate dependency injection, as a requirement, but I just do it organically, where it makes sense, like if I have a data-mocking harness that will also run the same code. I don’t like that some people get puritanical about it.
I am somewhat irritated that all these folks are adding CLIs for agents to interact with their things now when we COULD have been using CLIs as part of our tooling for many years, if they had been available. [glares at Unity]
I am a big fan of scientists drawing their own diagrams. These green noodles and funky li'l macrophage guys are the best.
Multiple people elsewhere have decided that they need to inform me that the incubation period for cyclosporiasis is "TWO WEEKS."
Y'all. Incubation periods are a curve within a range. In this case, the range is 2-14 days. The peak of the c…
8AM has no intrinsic meaning. If you must do things when the sun is up, then do them when the sun is up.
In the past, the game industry has weathered economic downturns pretty well. When it crashed, this was self-inflicted destruction. This trend seems to be holding. The AAA meltdown has largely been the product of choices made within the gam…
Lots of summer art commission slots open on here right now. Look around. Get some delicious handcrafted art!
If you're one of the artists with openings, don't be shy: Feel free to reply here so people can see you. I'll drop a couple that …
Don’t forget that there are two other places you have to turn off the killer, but one of them is only available in the mobile app, so if you uninstalled it, well, you’re SOL.
When there's a political mystery afoot, you can always rely on The Daily Beast to march out an endless parade of "SHOCKING" and "JAW DROPPING" revelations of absolutely nothing.
One of the funny things about the last two years of tech news is hearing lots of non-gamers pronouncing "Nvidia" like they've never heard anyone say it before in their entire lives.
Some people on here have no bio, and it's hard to follow them back. Some people have a bio so good you follow them back before you finish reading it.
🦋 Handle & authenticity
✅ Domain-verified
@malkyne.com
The handle is the domain malkyne.com. On Bluesky a domain handle proves the owner controls that website — so this is verifiably the real malkyne.com account, not an impersonator.
On Bluesky since
Jun 2023
An early adopter from the invite-only beta (before the Feb 2024 public launch) — an original, established account.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Bluesky in 2023 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 303 views per post.
📤Posts about 5.9× per week.
🛡️ Audience credibility
80/100
Excellent
- Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~0.2× of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Est. authentic audience
97%
Fake-follower risk
Low
Data confidence
High
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Fairy codemother. Free-range veteran game programmer and underground programming teacher. Co-owner of indie game studio Hidden Achievement.
🔀 Audience overlap
EstimatedEstimated shared audience with similar creators — useful for avoiding overlap (or doubling down) when planning a campaign.
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