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Followers
599
Account age
2 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
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📊 Post engagement
2
Avg engagement / post
0.3%
Engagement vs followers
Sep 2023
On Bluesky since
🔥 Top post: The home team got utterly destroyed... but the sky was pretty ep · 3 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
13.3 / week
Posts daily — consistently active for a campaign window.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 9 text · 3 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
2.5×
Follows 237 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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Parenting is alternating thinking your kid is a genius & an idiot.
We were playing farkel (a dice/probability game), he was beating me.
Eminem Mockingbird comes on, he goes to his keyboard & figures out the main riff.
Freaking great, you g…
Today I learned that trisodium citrate is a food-grade salt that makes cheese melt into a smooth, creamy sauce without separating or turning greasy
It has the chemical formula Na₃C₆H₅O
Completely independent from the creations of nachos w…
It's likely attributed to my unhealthy relationship with coffee...
but one of my favorite things is the swirl of milk into cold brew
I dont do well with the heat
I forgot the song "Old Man Trump" was a thing.
Written, but never recorded, by singer-songwriter Woody Guthrie in 1954. The song describes the racist housing practices & discriminatory rental policies of his landlord, Fred Trump, father…
My wife got us a free soda stream from our local buy nothing group... any tips?
I asked my buddy and he responded "Sit it on the counter, buy the crap for it, use it for a week, stare at it for 2 months, sell it on marketplace." Which …
Just a reminder that the world cup is over...
youtube.com/shorts/nlLZd...
If you play guitar, give this a listen/ watch... Brad Barr (bands The Slip, Surprise Me Mr Davis, The Barr Brothers) has a technique that blows me away every time i see it.
www.facebook.com/watch/?v=236...
A "momentum" graph that actually makes sense...
wc26.bogachev.fr
That was 100% a team win... Not sure how you give any individual player of the match.
Feel like Martinez had the best individual performance and was the only reason it was remotely close.
That or Animal.
Alright... so half time recap.
Argentina thought that England's 2nd half approach against them worked so well they decided to implement it.
70 old Madonna with a the OG Ronaldo driving a dune buggy.
Justin tried to put us to sleep.
Th…
🦋 Handle & authenticity
Bluesky handle
@mathowitz.bsky.social
A default .bsky.social handle — genuine, but not domain-verified. Confirm identity before a high-value deal.
On Bluesky since
Sep 2023
An early adopter from the invite-only beta (before the Feb 2024 public launch) — an original, established account.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Bluesky in 2023 — 2 years ago.
👁️Averages 2 views per post.
📤Posts about 13.3× per week.
🛡️ Audience credibility
61/100
Fair
Credibility score
84%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 84% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~0.3% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Bluesky.
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Former HS Math teacher looking for my next role. I write about math, education, music, food, parenting, travel, tinkering... all with a side of snarkiness, sarcasm and self-deprecation.
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