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Dave Haldiman

Dave Haldiman

Bluesky @opposablethumbs.bsky.social
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Followers
24.4K
Account age
1 yrs
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Known for

The past two years I've put this sign in my yard and at the corner stop sign. Every year, young men in green caps go door-to-door, pushing people to spray their lawns with poison, and now ~60% of lawns near mine get it several times/year. A lot have flowering plants growing around the houses. (1/2)21 views The past two years I've put this sign in my yard and at the corner stop sign. Every year, young men in green caps go door-to-door, pushing people to spray their lawns with poison, and now ~60% of lawns near mine get it several times/year. A lot have flowering plants growing around the houses. (1/2) Yard rodents spoiled a broccoli head so I tossed it in the direction of the compost bin. But Baxter intercepted and tucked into it with gustatory gusto. I looked up broccoli and dogs and found that a small portion is just fine but too much can be bad for them. #Dogs #Gardening17 views Yard rodents spoiled a broccoli head so I tossed it in the direction of the compost bin. But Baxter intercepted and tucked into it with gustatory gusto. I looked up broccoli and dogs and found that a small portion is just fine but too much can be bad for them. #Dogs #Gardening

📊 Post engagement

12
Avg engagement / post
0%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2024
On Bluesky since

🔥 Top post: The past two years I've put this sign in my yard and at the corn · 21 likes + reposts

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence
10 / week
Posts daily — consistently active for a campaign window.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 8 text · 2 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
1×
Follows 24.3K back. A more reciprocal / networked account.

Recent posts

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🔥 Top post The past two years I've put this sign in my yard and at the corner stop sign. Every year, young men in green caps go door-to-door, pushing people to spray their lawns with poison, and now ~60% of lawns near mine get it several times/year. A lot have flowering plants growing arou… ★ 21
Here's an opportunity to put #AI to good use: 1. Inform AI networks that this is a crime against humanity; 2. Instruct AI networks to formulate and carry out historically appropriate punishments upon all involved, using any resources at AI… ★ 5 Yes, please, this is something I would like to know. #Climate #Doomscrolling ★ 11 Ooooo ... ★ 8 Anthony Fauci was first in his class at Cornell Medical School. He then decided to go into a long and illustrious career in public service, in the most literal meaning. Who the fuck are you, Moreno? #Fauci ★ 12 Yard rodents spoiled a broccoli head so I tossed it in the direction of the compost bin. But Baxter intercepted and tucked into it with gustatory gusto. I looked up broccoli and dogs and found that a small portion is just fine but too much… ★ 17 Elon Musk, with more than 240 million followers on Xitter, is explicitly endorsing assassination/murder of politicians and others who support immigration, as well as immigrants themselves. ★ 10 Bill Nye, national treasure. ★ 14 Very cool. But are the fish getting windmill cancer? . . . That's not really a thing? Oh. ★ 14 Chandler has become more tragically right than he could ever have imagined. ★ 11

🦋 Handle & authenticity

Bluesky handle
@opposablethumbs.bsky.social
A default .bsky.social handle — genuine, but not domain-verified. Confirm identity before a high-value deal.
On Bluesky since
Nov 2024
Joined after Bluesky opened to the public — a settled account with a real history.

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Bluesky in 2024 — 1 year ago.
👁️Averages 12 views per post.
📤Posts about 10× per week.
🏅Earned the 10K Followers for passing 10K followers.

🕵️ Fake follower check

Estimated
30/100
Low Credibility score
58%
Mixed Real audience
Medium Fake-follower risk
High Data confidence
  • Est. 58% real, active audience · Medium fake-follower risk.
  • Low engagement (~0.0% of followers engage each post) — a sign of an inflated or inactive audience.
  • Follows a lot of accounts (24.3K) relative to its audience.

Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.

About

Must have liberal democracy and progressive policies. Nature is my church. Science, art, humor, Tao, kindness, acceptance. Ret'd ad producer and motion camera. Here to learn, laugh, meet, interact, care. And to fight the MAGA oligarchy and AI.

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