Patrick Coffee

Patrick Coffee

Bluesky @patrickcoffee.bsky.social
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Followers
468
Account age
2 yrs

Known for

💅5 views 💅 Never read the comments… until the boomer rock historian logs on2 views Never read the comments… until the boomer rock historian logs on idk what it says about me that I needed a chatbot to remind me to stop responding politely to PR spam1 views idk what it says about me that I needed a chatbot to remind me to stop responding politely to PR spam

📊 Post engagement

2
Avg engagement / post
0.4%
Engagement vs followers
Aug 2023
On Bluesky since

🔥 Top post: 💅 · 5 likes + reposts

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence
0.25 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 9 text · 3 image · 0 video.

Recent posts

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🔥 Top post 💅 ★ 5
For my one line review of Love Story I’ll quote Carrie Fisher on George Lucas: “you can type this shit but you can’t say it.” ★ 2 I look forward to rediscovering all that original dog shit when the next layer of ice melts. ★ 1 idk what it says about me that I needed a chatbot to remind me to stop responding politely to PR spam ★ 1 Who decided that all consumer PR is “communications” and all political PR is “strategies” My son’s key Super Bowl takeaways Tom Brady: looks cool Liquid Death exploding heads: lol Instacart: is Ben Stiller ok? Green Day: sucks Mamdani held his first press conference this evening at a rent-controlled building in Flatbush that’s located on the same block as several $2M-plus single family homes and a well-known crack house. The symbolism speaks for itself. I know … ★ 4 Things may look bleak for the ad industry as AI slop takes over. But yesterday my son found a quarter on the ground, read the word liberty and immediately sang the liberty mutual jingle so I think we’ll be ok. Just turned 46 and my goal for the next year of my life is to figure out why I felt the need to finish that Miranda July book. ★ 2 Never read the comments… until the boomer rock historian logs on ★ 2 Professional journalism is working three days to get Tom Cruise’s rep to say “no comment” about the guy who deepfakes his face on TikTok. ★ 1 The future is already here and it’s one robot congratulating another robot for playing sia’s “unstoppable” on endless loop in every supermarket and pharmacy. ★ 1

🦋 Handle & authenticity

Bluesky handle
@patrickcoffee.bsky.social
A default .bsky.social handle — genuine, but not domain-verified. Confirm identity before a high-value deal.
On Bluesky since
Aug 2023
An early adopter from the invite-only beta (before the Feb 2024 public launch) — an original, established account.

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Bluesky in 2023 — 2 years ago.
👁️Averages 2 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.3× per week.

🛡️ Audience credibility

59/100 Fair
  • Est. 84% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
  • Engagement (~0.4% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Bluesky.
Est. authentic audience
84%
Fake-follower risk
Low
Data confidence
Medium

Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.

About

I cover marketing for the Wall Street Journal. https://www.wsj.com/news/author/patrick-coffee

📸 Gallery

idk what it says about me that I needed a chatbot to remind me to stop responding politely to PR spam 💅 Never read the comments… until the boomer rock historian logs on

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