Simon Painter

Simon Painter

Bluesky @simonpainter.bsky.social
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Followers
517
Account age
1 yrs

Known for

I'm watching the new series of #DoctorWho with my daughters. We've reached The Smowmen. I love the matt smith Christmas specials. That's the doctor written 100% as a "magic time wizard". My youngest made this fan art:2 views I'm watching the new series of #DoctorWho with my daughters. We've reached The Smowmen. I love the matt smith Christmas specials. That's the doctor written 100% as a "magic time wizard". My youngest made this fan art: Anyone know much about embroidery? I've got a kit I'm planning to do, but it's pretty complicated looking. I'm not sure what order to do the colours in!2 views Anyone know much about embroidery? I've got a kit I'm planning to do, but it's pretty complicated looking. I'm not sure what order to do the colours in! Just scored a couple of art books in a charity shop! Result!2 views Just scored a couple of art books in a charity shop! Result! Childhood nostalgia session complete. I just finished reading these fun books! Its been 30-odd years and I still miss Knightmare1 views Childhood nostalgia session complete. I just finished reading these fun books! Its been 30-odd years and I still miss Knightmare

📊 Post engagement

2
Avg engagement / post
0.4%
Engagement vs followers
Aug 2024
On Bluesky since

🔥 Top post: Ok, I'm almost certainly going to regret this, but I've added Ja · 4 likes + reposts

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence
0.32 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 7 text · 5 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.5×
Follows 980 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.

Recent posts

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🔥 Top post Ok, I'm almost certainly going to regret this, but I've added Japanese to the list of languages I'm learning. What could _possibly_ go wrong. It's only one of the most complex languages in the world.... ★ 4
Childhood nostalgia session complete. I just finished reading these fun books! Its been 30-odd years and I still miss Knightmare ★ 1 For anyone interested, episode 3 of my podcast, Tech Film Noir (about tech films, good & awful) releases tomorrow & this time we're covering an obscure Al Pacino "comedy" about Gen-AI called S1m0ne: youtube.com/shorts/Xc1Yr... ★ 1 Busy bank holiday weekend, mostly spending time with the kids. Last night I finished by catching up with the latest @hdtgm.bsky.social film - Mind Hunters. Have to say, this one was pretty bad There's something very wrong with the UK. How is it you can get a multipack of pickled onion monster munch, but not the spicy ones!!! Thank Dog. Doctor Who is coming back Christmas 2026. I was worried we were looking at another cancellation. Nice to know it isn't the end ★ 1 My oldest is off school ill today, so we're watching The Truman Show together. Great film, but it feels like there was a version of this that could have been super dark. All of Truman's friends & family are just paid actors. That's a pr… If anyone ever wanted confirmation that I'm an utter nerd - I just did my morning run, while listening to a BBC radio 4 program about statistics!! ★ 2 I'm watching the new series of #DoctorWho with my daughters. We've reached The Smowmen. I love the matt smith Christmas specials. That's the doctor written 100% as a "magic time wizard". My youngest made this fan art: ★ 2 Anyone know much about embroidery? I've got a kit I'm planning to do, but it's pretty complicated looking. I'm not sure what order to do the colours in! ★ 2 Just scored a couple of art books in a charity shop! Result! ★ 2 Anyone going to @bsidesncl.bsky.social know if there's a social happening tonight?

🦋 Handle & authenticity

Bluesky handle
@simonpainter.bsky.social
A default .bsky.social handle — genuine, but not domain-verified. Confirm identity before a high-value deal.
On Bluesky since
Aug 2024
Joined after Bluesky opened to the public — a settled account with a real history.

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Bluesky in 2024 — 1 year ago.
👁️Averages 2 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.3× per week.

🛡️ Audience credibility

61/100 Fair
  • Est. 84% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
  • Engagement (~0.4% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Bluesky.
Est. authentic audience
84%
Fake-follower risk
Low
Data confidence
High

Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.

About

All pronouns acceptable Senior .net developer oreilly.bsky.social author. 'Any view of things that is not strange, is false' -Neil Gaiman

📸 Gallery

Childhood nostalgia session complete. I just finished reading these fun books! Its been 30-odd years and I still miss Knightmare Busy bank holiday weekend, mostly spending time with the kids. Last night I finished by catching up with the latest @hdtgm.bsky.social film - Mind Hunters. Have to say, this one was pretty bad I'm watching the new series of #DoctorWho with my daughters. We've reached The Smowmen. I love the matt smith Christmas specials. That's the doctor written 100% as a "magic time wizard". My youngest made this fan art: Anyone know much about embroidery? I've got a kit I'm planning to do, but it's pretty complicated looking. I'm not sure what order to do the colours in! Just scored a couple of art books in a charity shop! Result!

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