🤝
Make a deal with Hoarse e-Books
🔒 Paid proposals held safely in escrow — released only when the work's approved.
Followers
513
Account age
3 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
Estimated from audience size & typical reach — every deal is negotiable and held in SocialDB escrow.
🧰 Free analysis for Hoarse e-Books
📊 Post engagement
8
Avg engagement / post
1.6%
Engagement vs followers
Dec 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: Just fuckin great: setting fire to a mountain of cash because th · 49 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
16.2 / week
Toots daily — consistently active for a campaign window.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 11 text · 1 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
1.2×
Follows 432 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
View on Mastodon ↗
I have no doubt that before he decided to launch his inconceivably stupid war against Iran, Trump said something to himself along the lines of “Aerial bombardment wars are good and easy to win!”
Reminiscence: https://www.reuters.com/articl…
Sorry for the too-vivid metaphor, but AI is fast becoming a dog that eats its own vomit. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:twjze4qqf6fgxz33ct52wlnl/post/3mrq4ojrmhk2q
Sen. Bernie Moreno (R-OH) got to play-act the tough guy today, showboatingly insulting Dr. Anthony Fauci, “Who the fuck do you think you are?”
Bernie Moreno is a total chickenshit when it comes to his daughter and granddaughter getting bea…
“Too Many Cooks” remake, except it’s Bari Weiss and Ross Douthat killing off the “60 Minutes” team one by one.
RE: https://mastodon.social/@dangillmor/117001635796938887
This, one million times.
Awesome. New “60 Minutes” Executive Producer Nick Bilton, who has zero experience in broadcast news, hires Ross Douthat — who not only has no broadcast news chops but isn’t even a journalist — as a correspondent.
CBS News under Bari Weiss…
“Shameless hand-waving bullshit, delivered in a how-dare-you-think-otherwise manner is the defining style of the entire Trump administration. You can see it in every appointee, in every part of the executive branch, and in the pronouncemen…
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are Screwworm, Measles, Salmonella, and Explosive Diarrhea. https://www.nytimes.com/2026/07/24/business/egg-recall-salmonella-texas.html
Is this the new Toynbee Tile?
(ref.: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toynbee_tiles)
<turns directly toward camera and gazes wearily>
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/07/24/us/politics/iran-nuclear-weapon.html
RE: https://infosec.exchange/@dannyjpalmer/116975079605921576
This is Not Great.
Is this the new Toynbee Tile?
(ref.: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toynbee_tiles)
<turns directly toward camera and gazes wearily>
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/07/24/us/politics/iran-nuclear-weapon.html
RE: https://infosec.exchange/@dannyjpalmer/116975079605921576
This is Not Great.
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
thepit.social
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Dec 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 8 views per post.
📤Posts about 16.2× per week.
🛡️ Audience credibility
80/100
Excellent
Credibility score
97%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~1.6% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Musings on DC, ancient Greek, depressingly overweening (in every possible sense) US fascism. Erstwhile Jeopardy! champion; Twitter escapee; just the beer light to guide you.
Lawful in the streets, chaotic in the … toots?? (Relative newcomer to Mastodon & still fumbling toward Masto competence.) William Hung and snow-white tan.
Ἕν οἶδα, ὅτι οὐδὲν οἶδα.
🔀 Audience overlap
EstimatedEstimated shared audience with similar creators — useful for avoiding overlap (or doubling down) when planning a campaign.
Linda (she/her)
18%
Lex Feathers 🍂
17%
Malte Rehbein
13%
CoastalCoasting
11%
ghosttie
11%
Rubén :otros_frog:
11%
More like this
Find more →
Mastodon
CoastalCoasting
@coastalcoasting@universeodon.com
513
Followers
Mastodon
Malte Rehbein
@malterehbein@mastodon.green
513
Followers
Mastodon
ghosttie ✓
@ghosttie@mastodon.gamedev.place
513
Followers
Mastodon
Rubén :otros_frog:
@rubos8@tkz.one
513
Followers
Mastodon
Linda (she/her)
@naga@toot.cat
513
Followers
Mastodon
Lex Feathers 🍂 ✓
@lexfeathers@tenforward.social
513
Followers
✉ Message Hoarse e-Books
Reaching out to influencers is a Pro feature. Upgrade to message any influencer directly — perfect for brands and agencies booking sponsorships.
- ✓ Message any influencer from their listing
- ✓ The influencer gets notified by email
- ✓ Manage every conversation in one inbox
Already Pro? Log in.
🎤 Event / appearance with Hoarse e-Books
Booking an event / appearance is a Pro feature. Upgrade to book Hoarse e-Books for an in-person or virtual appearance — payment held safely in escrow until the event is done.
- ✓ Book them for events, livestreams, panels & more
- ✓ Hoarse e-Books gets notified by email
- ✓ Fee held in escrow, released after the appearance
Already Pro? Log in.
🚀
You're out of free requests this month
Free accounts get 5 per month. Go Pro for unlimited sponsor pitches, collab requests & sponsorship deals — plus featured placement, the Verified badge, free withdrawals and more.
Upgrade to Pro — $9.95/mo →Your free limit resets on the 1st of next month.