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Followers
520
Account age
9 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
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🧰 Free analysis for Albert ARIBAUD ✎
📊 Post engagement
33
Avg engagement / post
6.3%
Engagement vs followers
May 2017
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: Compromise "I've got you an excellent compromise with the Terran · 283 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
16.8 / week
Toots daily — consistently active for a campaign window.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 11 text · 1 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
1.8×
Follows 288 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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Thorough
'This poltergeist is obviously that of a kindergarten teacher…'
'Watson, you cannot possibly have reached this conclusion just by reading "FLEE NOW" written in blood on the ceiling of this room.'
'… in thorough cursive, Holmes.'
#…
Soigné
"Ce poltergeist est manifestement celui d’une maîtresse de maternelle…"
"Watson, vous ne pouvez pas être parvenu à cette conclusion juste en lisant « FUYEZ IMMÉDIATEMENT » écrit avec du sang au plafond de cette pièce."
"… en cursive…
Rewriting
'Dear intelligent beings: We shall soon be rewriting the physical foundations of your universe. During this process, you may undergo subtle or profound shape changes, or even disappear entirely. Thank you for your attention.'
#wr…
Réécriture
"Chères créatures intelligentes : nous procédons à une réécriture des bases physiques de votre univers. Durant cette opération, il se peut que vous changiez de forme subtilement ou profondément, voire disparaissiez entièrement. …
Compromis
"Je vous ai obtenu un excellent compromis avec les Terriens. Ils s'engagent à ne plus envoyer de cochonneries dans l'Espace, et vous, à ne pas bombarder la Terre avec vos canons Z."
"Quels canons Z ?"
"Je vous ai dit que c'est un…
Negotiation
It's amazing what you can manage when you're open to negotiation. The vampires drain them, then the werefolk gut them, then the ghouls eat the pieces... Granted, the necromancers protest, but hey, you can't please *everyone*, r…
Négocier
C'est fou ce qu'on peut arriver à faire si on est prêt à négocier. Les vampires les vident, puis les garous les éviscèrent, puis les goules mangent les morceaux. D'accord, les nécromanciens râlent, mais bon, on ne peut pas satisfa…
Disagreements
To be a telepath nowadays is a heavy evolutionary disadvantage. The intense migraine constantly induced by your countless unending disagreements renders me almost unable to function within your society.
#writever #MastoArt #…
Désaccords
Être télépathe aujourd'hui est un lourd désavantage évolutionnaire. L'intense migraine constante induite par vos innombrables et incessants désaccords me rend presque incapable de fonctionner dans votre société.
#writever #Masto…
Not only do cats have their own quantum states, they also have their own topology.
#CatsOfMastodon #Caturday
Polish
'Honestly,' said the Devil, 'the Boss is not going to be happy. He spent a whole aeon to polish an unforgettable world end, and all this for you to botch it from under His feet in less than two centuries...'
#writever #MastoArt #Fla…
Not only do cats have their own quantum states, they also have their own topology.
#CatsOfMastodon #Caturday
Polish
'Honestly,' said the Devil, 'the Boss is not going to be happy. He spent a whole aeon to polish an unforgettable world end, and all this for you to botch it from under His feet in less than two centuries...'
#writever #MastoArt #Fla…
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
mastodon.art
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
✅ Link-verified
Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
May 2017
An OG fediverse account from Mastodon's early years — a long, established presence.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2017 — 9 years ago.
👁️Averages 33 views per post.
📤Posts about 16.8× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated89/100
Excellent
Credibility score
99%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 99% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~6.3% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Verified account.
- Established account (9+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Amateur doodler/writer.
French -- hence Hubert, the frog avatar.
Disciple of Lu Tze, Seeker of Perplexity -- hence Hubert's befuddled look.
Also: grandmaster of 아재 개그
EN introduction: https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/introduction
Présentation FR : https://mastodon.art/@aaribaud/tagged/presentation
#nobot
#noai — everything post is human-made
I don't systematically follow back.
I post under Art Libre 1.3 license unless otherwise specified.
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