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📣Sponsored postOne disclosed post (toot) with your link and message. $12→ 🧵Sponsored threadA multi-post explainer or story — the fediverse rewards dept… $30→ 📦Product seeding / honest reviewSend me your product — I post a disclosed, honest take. Auth… $16→ 📌Pinned sponsored postA disclosed post pinned to the top of my profile for the mon… $36/mo→ 🔗Profile link (bio field)Your link in one of my profile metadata fields for the month… $18/mo→ 🔁Boost packageI boost (repost) your account's toots through the month — di… $24/mo→ 🏛️Instance / community sponsorshipSponsor the server I run — a sponsor line in the About/rules… $30/mo→ 🤝Mutual boost collabWe boost each other across instances — a value swap between … Swap→

Every booking is a normal escrow-protected deal.

Followers
311
Account age
3 yrs

Known for

BARTy wanted to say hi. tell BARTy hi back.12 views BARTy wanted to say hi. tell BARTy hi back. how it feels when your BART car has no useless AI company ads11 views how it feels when your BART car has no useless AI company ads nee joh, AC Transit heeft de beste stoelen voor de competitieve cuckold 😭😭😭9 views nee joh, AC Transit heeft de beste stoelen voor de competitieve cuckold 😭😭😭 12th Street/Oakland City Center core8 views 12th Street/Oakland City Center core

📊 Post engagement

7
Avg engagement / post
2.3%
Engagement vs followers
Feb 2023
On Mastodon since

🔥 Top post: BARTy wanted to say hi. tell BARTy hi back. · 12 likes + reposts

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence
1.1 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly images
Recent: 0 text · 11 image · 1 video.
Follower / following
1×
Follows 301 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.

Recent posts

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🔥 Top post BARTy wanted to say hi. tell BARTy hi back. ★ 12
SF-from-Alameda core ★ 3 12th Street/Oakland City Center core ★ 8 claude, build the golden egg factory inside the goose. no mistakes. ★ 8 ▶ It's hard to put into words how it feels to watch a vehicle you spent a year and a half working on disappear into a fireball, taking billions in infrastructure with it. All the sleepless nights, the 14 hour days, and the 50+ hour weeks gon… ★ 5 gleh park 🥀🥀 ★ 5 Photo post ★ 2 how it feels when your BART car has no useless AI company ads ★ 11 super excited for surface neo and Windows 10X to come out in 2020!!! ★ 4 wat bedoel je nou Muni heeft ook competitieve cuck-stoelen 😭😭😭 ★ 6 nee joh, AC Transit heeft de beste stoelen voor de competitieve cuckold 😭😭😭 ★ 9 ue. thank u Muni. ★ 5

🐘 Community & instance

Home server
tech.lgbt
A LGBTQ+ tech server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
✅ Link-verified
Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
Feb 2023
An established account with real history on the platform.

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2023 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 7 views per post.
📤Posts about 1.1× per week.

🛡️ Audience credibility

90/100 Excellent
  • Est. 93% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
  • Strong content engagement (~2.3% of followers) — an active, real audience.
  • Verified account.
  • Established account (3+ years old).
Est. authentic audience
93%
Fake-follower risk
Low

Heuristic estimate from view-through, engagement vs size and recent growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.

About

Hype and aura rocket builder at Astra. Missile hobbyist, firearm enthusiast. New Glenn best girl. AbFC₂H₄ The reviews are in: "Fedi's most prolific warmonger." "Satire until proven otherwise." "Do NOT meow at the flight hardware." "Why do I feel like this is a psyop to turn me into a femboy." "Why did they let you on a Space Force base?" "100/10 would shoot me in my sleep."

📸 Gallery

SF-from-Alameda core 12th Street/Oakland City Center core claude, build the golden egg factory inside the goose. no mistakes. It's hard to put into words how it feels to watch a vehicle you spent a year and a half working on disappear into a fireball, taking billions in infrastructure with it. All the sleepless nights, the 14 hour days, and the 50+ hour weeks gone. All for nothing. Godspeed GS1-3, you never had your chanc BARTy wanted to say hi. tell BARTy hi back. gleh park 🥀🥀 Photo post how it feels when your BART car has no useless AI company ads

🔀 Audience overlap

Estimated

Estimated shared audience with similar creators — useful for avoiding overlap (or doubling down) when planning a campaign.

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