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Followers
13.1K
Account age
3 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$73 – $119 / sponsored post
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🧰 Free analysis for Accidental CISO
📊 Post engagement
9
Avg engagement / post
0.1%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: On my blog, I have a button that allows visitors to anonymously · 25 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
1.9 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 11 text · 1 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
38×
Follows 344 back. A strong ratio — an audience that follows them, not a follow-for-follow network.
Recent posts
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Who am I going to see at defcon next week? I’m finally making it out!
I need a firm but professional way to tell someone to “get over yourself”.
A good friend of mine has re-launched his UX/design consulting firm. If any of you know anyone building products or SaaS apps and that needs help with UX and UI design, he's great. Tons of experience with security products. https://agentu…
Fundamentals, fundamentals, fundamentals.
Oh, look! Shel Silverstein predicted gen AI.
After three weeks of working from the RV in 7 different states, this Spacelink thing is pretty amazing. Yes, there are problems, but I think it is incredible from both an engineering and a UX perspective.
If you listen to podcasts, what are the formats of your favorite shows? Are there certain things that make the format work particularly well for each?
https://www.focivity.com/podcast
Ok folks, don’t forget! I’ll be live streaming the recording session of another episode of @mindfulsmbshow today at 3:00pm Eastern. We are talking about business drivers and goals for AI and taking “callers” from the audience. Tune in and …
I have always wanted to do a series about what riding a motorcycle taught me about being a CISO. Now I’m thinking I also need to do a series on what being a CISO taught me about RVing. 🤣🤔
RE: https://infosec.exchange/@mindfulsmbshow/116760199765300187
I'm doing a special AI implementation playbook series on my podcast with Mike Simmons from Find My Catalyst. As always, I'm looking for callers to participate in the show! If …
Oh, look! Shel Silverstein predicted gen AI.
After three weeks of working from the RV in 7 different states, this Spacelink thing is pretty amazing. Yes, there are problems, but I think it is incredible from both an engineering and a UX perspective.
If you listen to podcasts, what are the formats of your favorite shows? Are there certain things that make the format work particularly well for each?
https://www.focivity.com/podcast
Ok folks, don’t forget! I’ll be live streaming the recording session of another episode of @mindfulsmbshow today at 3:00pm Eastern. We are talking about business drivers and goals for AI and taking “callers” from the audience. Tune in and …
I have always wanted to do a series about what riding a motorcycle taught me about being a CISO. Now I’m thinking I also need to do a series on what being a CISO taught me about RVing. 🤣🤔
RE: https://infosec.exchange/@mindfulsmbshow/116760199765300187
I'm doing a special AI implementation playbook series on my podcast with Mike Simmons from Find My Catalyst. As always, I'm looking for callers to participate in the show! If …
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
infosec.exchange
A cybersecurity & infosec server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
✅ Link-verified
Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 9 views per post.
📤Posts about 1.9× per week.
🏅Earned the 10K Followers for passing 10K followers.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated58/100
Fair
Credibility score
81%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 81% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Low engagement (~0.1% of followers engage each post) — a sign of an inflated or inactive audience.
- Organic base — far more followers than accounts it follows.
- Verified account.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
I accidentally became the CISO. I didn't want this job, but the job chose me. I'm scared, and I want to go home.
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