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When I was rearranging my computer desk, I moved a rickety old chair to the side and put a cat cushion and a pillow there, thinking to find a permanent place for them later.
Apparently this is permanent now.
#caturday
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Although Hester has a whole basket full of proper cat toys, this old string is still her favorite. She is disappointed that I'm not getting up to dangle it for her now, but she doesn't know (or maybe she does?) that I will soon be leaving for three weeks, and I'm sure at least some of the lovely people who will be coming to care for her will be happy to dangle her string for her.
I suspect I may
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When I was rearranging my computer desk, I moved a rickety old chair to the side and put a cat cushion and a pillow there, thinking to find a permanent place for them later.
Apparently this is permanent now.
#caturday
Although Hester has a whole basket full of proper cat toys, this old string is still her favorite. She is disappointed that I'm not getting up to dangle it for her now, but she doesn't know (or maybe she does?) that I will soon be leaving …
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Today it doesn't feel cooler, and …
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