Make a deal with aes
🔒 Paid proposals held safely in escrow — released only when the work's approved.
Known for
📊 Post engagement
🔥 Top post: Want to convince the people who need to be convinced about clima · 1 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Recent posts
View on Mastodon ↗
Oh, you can just park, 'round back
TIL about the reply-guy meme. I think this is proof positive that you really do need to ask, "am I the asshole?" sometimes. The reply guys sound like real sacks of sadness, but shame on you for just shitting on people for reading what you …
Me rummaging through the office kitchen, looking for a teaspoon, finding only regular spoons: "Ok, fine, gimme the zweihänder"
No, they're not
#FuckCars
@thefoggiest #bug "Road diversion" has same map twice. I think you meant to show something exciting on the second?
@libreoffice Can we rethink this total conversion to black on black?
As much as I like the default choice of not being blinded by a giant block of white, I kind of do need to be able to read that spreadsheet.
Word still, in 2025, can't decide to use logical formatting or to be a paint tool.
Case in point: the navigation side bar doesn't care what level your headings are. Trying to set those is just you howling madness into the void, Word makes…
So... I tried "Amazon Q", the AI "assistant" to help you rent more computers from them. It "diagnosed" the error message I got, and helpfully said the same thing, but with more words. Very on-brand for AWS docs.
Mostly though, it reminded …
🐘 Community & instance
💡 Facts
🛡️ Audience credibility
- Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~5.6% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
🔀 Audience overlap
EstimatedEstimated shared audience with similar creators — useful for avoiding overlap (or doubling down) when planning a campaign.
More like this
Find more →✉ Message aes
Reaching out to influencers is a Pro feature. Upgrade to message any influencer directly — perfect for brands and agencies booking sponsorships.
- ✓ Message any influencer from their listing
- ✓ The influencer gets notified by email
- ✓ Manage every conversation in one inbox
Already Pro? Log in.
🎤 Event / appearance with aes
Booking an event / appearance is a Pro feature. Upgrade to book aes for an in-person or virtual appearance — payment held safely in escrow until the event is done.
- ✓ Book them for events, livestreams, panels & more
- ✓ aes gets notified by email
- ✓ Fee held in escrow, released after the appearance
Already Pro? Log in.
You're out of free requests this month
Free accounts get 5 per month. Go Pro for unlimited sponsor pitches, collab requests & sponsorship deals — plus featured placement, the Verified badge, free withdrawals and more.
Upgrade to Pro — $9.95/mo →Your free limit resets on the 1st of next month.