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Followers
915
Account age
7 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
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📊 Post engagement
13
Avg engagement / post
1.4%
Engagement vs followers
Aug 2018
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: I have a nephew just the right age to be sucked into online toxi · 51 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.26 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 12 text · 0 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
7.3×
Follows 126 back. A strong ratio — an audience that follows them, not a follow-for-follow network.
Recent posts
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RE: https://toot.cafe/@bkardell/116753901839355980
I am a very professional presenter.
Proposal to rename "AI Agents" to gremlins in the _Nightmare at 20,000 Feet_ tradition.
And super cute and fluffy https://infosec.exchange/@0xabad1dea/115502293872029988
I bet those “preppers” are super hot and super funny and shared some deep fried cheese while discussing internet resiliency. https://www.newscientist.com/article/2500915-how-preppers-plan-to-save-us-if-the-whole-internet-collapses/
Are any companies selling traditional enterprise VPNs to new customers anymore? Or is everything on the market right now really more of a firewall/ZTNA product?
The closest I've found to a traditional enterprise VPN is "cloud" VPN services…
KDL IS RIGHT THERE
https://narrativ.es/@janl/115184358551664992
Tell me the scary stories you tell around the campfire at night.
Security friends, let’s play a game:
what vulnerabilities have you seen in VPNs? This can be any part of a VPN, admin interface, control plane, relay, client endpoint or anything in between. Bonus points for a link to a CVE. Extra bonus po…
Are you going to be at the EU Open Source Summit in Amsterdam? Do you want to know more about the landmark new EU cybersecurity law Cyber Resilience Act? Join us for a beer 27 August (Weds), an informal hang with some of the rapporteurs wr…
San Francisco: Wiley is missing, please look out for her. She’s a special dog. https://bsky.app/profile/jovo.design/post/3lvmctmpy3k2z
I should probably repost this when the rest of Europe is awake. Night owl problems.
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
toot.cat
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
✅ Link-verified
Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
Aug 2018
An OG fediverse account from Mastodon's early years — a long, established presence.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2018 — 7 years ago.
👁️Averages 13 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.3× per week.
🛡️ Audience credibility
89/100
Excellent
Credibility score
99%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 99% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~1.4% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Verified account.
- Established account (7+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
I flip bits.
Mostly bees; award-winning knitter; “occasionally impressive”
Consultant on Standards, Technical Committee organization, and Engineering team dynamics.
also Secretary of TC39
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