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Followers
923
Account age
3 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
Estimated from audience size & typical reach — every deal is negotiable and held in SocialDB escrow.
🧰 Free analysis for Alan Langford 🇨🇦🧤🧊摏
📊 Post engagement
3
Avg engagement / post
0.3%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: I showed my wife a video of someone using lead sheet to make a v · 17 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
19 / week
Toots daily — consistently active for a campaign window.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 12 text · 0 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
1.7×
Follows 544 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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Episode 22 of our "No Hook" podcast is now available. In addition to updates on our writing progress, we discuss how we (and other writers) manage multiple timelines in our work. We also talk about what makes a good negative review.
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#NotAllMenButItsAlwaysAMan is a darn fine hashtag.
I am amused by vendors who send "You have used 80% of your monthly plan limit! Upgrade now to prevent..." emails 90% of the way through the month.
Funny, to me it looks like I'm doing just fine.
RE: https://c.im/@AskPippa/116959216890920407
Filed under: Canadian Resolve.
Thinking of writing a spam rule that discards any mention of a domain containing "4you" or "4u".
Whazzat? A 3.3MB error log. Oops!
Fix fix fix... 😂
We have an IG account that follows local creatives and small businesses. IG surfaces a local person who claims to do small business marketing. I follow the account.
Next day I get a "thanks for the follow" DM that asks if there's anything …
Just set a bounce message for someone who had the gall to send an AI generated pitch:
Your AI pitch went in the ditch.
I'm amazed when people really don't have a clue that when they say something like "hey artists, send in your work and I'll feature some of it in my for-profit project!" They're really asking artists to work for free without realizing it.
J…
RE: https://mastodon.social/@MAKS23/116975629703446732
The man has the mind of a six year old. On a good day.
Amused when this application, which I will call "A" pops up a box that reads "A is not responding."
But that box is a response to something, so, yeah, this message is not true. More like "some unnamed sub-task is taking longer than expecte…
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
mindly.social
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
✅ Link-verified
Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 3 views per post.
📤Posts about 19× per week.
🛡️ Audience credibility
75/100
Good
Credibility score
92%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 92% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~0.3% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Verified account.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Canadian, occupying land resulting from bad faith deals with indigenous peoples, between Toronto and Ottawa. @ 314.8 PPM CO² . Privilege is transparent to the privileged.
#3dprinting #AI #arcitecture #art #artist #CAD #cnc #climate #FOSS #FreeCAD #fusedGlass #glass #glassArt #Neurodivergent #php #photography #science #software #woodworking #writer #writing
#fedi22
Writing in progress: #SF / #cyberpunk and more.
I'm aphantasic. I process abstractions. Abstract algebra is intuitive to me.
🔀 Audience overlap
EstimatedEstimated shared audience with similar creators — useful for avoiding overlap (or doubling down) when planning a campaign.
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