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Well, over a century ago the Norwegian Parliament declared the union between Norway and its larger neighbour Sweden dissolved. Norway then went on to become one of the wealthiest nations in the world and a country that absolutely prioritises the well-being of its citizens. So I'd say - hell, yes.
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Last month, Andrew "Lord Brillo" Neil feared a "return to the bad old days of Tartan Army football hooliganism" and had a "nagging feeling in the back of my head... something could trigger it all going badly wrong".
Let's see what Boston's Channel 10 has to say about that:
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Anyone who's even just visited London for a weekend must know that this is the most unutterable bollocks.
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Ok, Baldrick.
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Tattie scone tacos? Genius! Scottish fusion cuisine to rival the Macaroni Pie @ The Islay Inn, Glasgow.
Awkward. https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2022/jul/04/labour-would-scrap-house-of-lords-says-scottish-party-leader-anas-sarwar
Ok, Baldrick.
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For the avoidance of doubt, Andrew Neil is a fudbucket. Quite literally horrified at the prospect of Scotland being perceived positively on the world stage. The epitome of the self-loathing Scot.
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Last month, Andrew "Lord Brillo" Neil feared a "return to the bad old days of Tartan Army football hooliganism" and had a "nagging feeling in the back of my head... something could trigger it all going badly wrong".
Let's see what Boston's…
Well, over a century ago the Norwegian Parliament declared the union between Norway and its larger neighbour Sweden dissolved. Norway then went on to become one of the wealthiest nations in the world and a country that absolutely prioritis…
Number 10 North, eh?
So that'll be seven UK Prime Ministers in ten years.
What happened to the "strong and stable government" we were all promised?
I suppose promising us a decade of continual bin fires wouldn't have had the same ring to it.
Time to go, Scotla…
Anyone who's even just visited London for a weekend must know that this is the most unutterable bollocks.
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