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128
Account age
2 yrs
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🎁 Free analysisfor Matthew Horsfall
Known for
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Found this beauty sleeping(?) in the cold by a pond on a recent hike. It was about 40f and they did not move at all as we approached and admired them
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Today we had our last moments with our two dogs. They’ve been a part of our family for over 10 years, and their leaving has left two massive holes in my heart.
I love you Watson and Millie.
I miss you so much.
Good bye.
📊 Post engagement
3
Avg engagement / post
2.3%
Engagement vs followers
Mar 2024
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: Having hung many things on walls over the years with varying kin · 5 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.64 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 10 text · 2 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.6×
Follows 209 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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I love how automatic restaurant bathroom soap machines have one of two modes:
* Just enough soap to clean your hands
* You will never get this soap off, you should consider becoming a sponge.
Today we had our last moments with our two dogs. They’ve been a part of our family for over 10 years, and their leaving has left two massive holes in my heart.
I love you Watson and Millie.
I miss you so much.
Good bye.
It's too hot outside
Time to go inside and chill
With AC High Cool
I just said “I don’t think I’ve been here in over 30 years” out loud to someone and I think a part of me died inside.
One of the things I absolutely love about debugging bizarre programming problems is the time warp that happens.
For example, I thought my wife just got into a car 1 second ago, but she just used our credit card at the grocery store 20 minu…
Every time I use a nasal spray I hear a StarCraft marine using a stimpack in my head
“Kshhhh… ahhhhhh that’s the stuff”
Now whenever someone says "You're absolutely correct!" or some variant, I think "Wait, am I talking to an AI?!"
Thanks, Ollama.
It's amazing how many bugs you can diagnose with strace. Truly one of the best tools.
Found this beauty sleeping(?) in the cold by a pond on a recent hike. It was about 40f and they did not move at all as we approached and admired them
Accidentally typed ".onceler report.csv" into sqlite3 and it destroyed my entire file system tree
I thought $youngest said “I love globals” tonight, and mentally I braced myself to have the talk about well structured programs and proper scoping, and then he said “it’s Spanish for balloons!”
*phew*!
Today we had our last moments with our two dogs. They’ve been a part of our family for over 10 years, and their leaving has left two massive holes in my heart.
I love you Watson and Millie.
I miss you so much.
Good bye.
It's too hot outside
Time to go inside and chill
With AC High Cool
I just said “I don’t think I’ve been here in over 30 years” out loud to someone and I think a part of me died inside.
One of the things I absolutely love about debugging bizarre programming problems is the time warp that happens.
For example, I thought my wife just got into a car 1 second ago, but she just used our credit card at the grocery store 20 minu…
Every time I use a nasal spray I hear a StarCraft marine using a stimpack in my head
“Kshhhh… ahhhhhh that’s the stuff”
Now whenever someone says "You're absolutely correct!" or some variant, I think "Wait, am I talking to an AI?!"
Thanks, Ollama.
It's amazing how many bugs you can diagnose with strace. Truly one of the best tools.
Found this beauty sleeping(?) in the cold by a pond on a recent hike. It was about 40f and they did not move at all as we approached and admired them
Accidentally typed ".onceler report.csv" into sqlite3 and it destroyed my entire file system tree
I thought $youngest said “I love globals” tonight, and mentally I braced myself to have the talk about well structured programs and proper scoping, and then he said “it’s Spanish for balloons!”
*phew*!
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
hachyderm.io
A tech & engineering server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
On Mastodon since
Mar 2024
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2024 — 2 years ago.
👁️Averages 3 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.6× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated75/100
Good
Credibility score
92%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 92% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~2.3% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Perl tinkerer. Hiker, climber, board-gamer, music enthusiast. nano(1) user. dc(1) is my calculator.
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