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If you're rushing to the women's restroom, don’t make the same mistake I did by going into the far right restroom because the one on the left said "men" because there's a chance you won’t realize you're in the wrong restroom until you're washing your hands.
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My apartment complex's pool is so hot that I’m contemplating taking one of those Costco seafood boil bags into the pool with me.
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Is anyone here an optometrist? I got a new prescription earlier this year, but I haven't gotten new glasses because I feel like the change in my R-Cylinder is quite a bit and I don't know enough to know if this kind of "positive" change is normal or if it seems strange where I should get my prescription re-checked just to ensure it's actually correct.
I do want to get new glasses because I feel li
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If you're rushing to the women's restroom, don’t make the same mistake I did by going into the far right restroom because the one on the left said "men" because there's a chance you won’t realize you're in the wrong restroom until you're w…
I have a cousin who tattoos eyebrows on people so I asked if she'd tattoo a goatee on me but she mistook it for a goatse and I'm honestly okay with it because it looks funny when adults are trying to feed me airplane-style.
My apartment complex's pool is so hot that I’m contemplating taking one of those Costco seafood boil bags into the pool with me.
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Is anyone here an optometrist? I got a new prescription earlier this year, but I haven't gotten new glasses because I feel like the change in my R-Cylinder is quite a bit and I don't know enough to know if this kind of "positive" change is…
My stomach is sensitive because it doesn't like when people call it fat.
Ooh. I forgot. Half of the time, they also say that they "excepted" a new position.
I know I’m being kind of bratty, but this is specifically a website about employment and I don’t want to think that the person I just hired has the potenti…
It's always in some bragging LinkedIn post about how they accepted a new position and are "excited to be apart of [CompanyName]."
If I were the hiring manager and saw that, I'd ask them to hand back the offer letter.
Someone needs to tell the idiots of LinkedIn that being "apart of a company" is very different from being "a part of a company."
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I just picture "god" waking up in the morning thinking of what kind of catastrophic event they can release just so the survivors will thank them.
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