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This sums things up!
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WTF Telemarketers! I answer the phone politely, tell you I'm not interest, please remove my number, no really I'm not interested, I'm really busy I'm not interest until finally I invite you to;
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Holy mother of god what's with companies not testing their websites before release. Had to create a new account with local electric company. So I follow the "Create a new account" prompt. No you need an account number to use that?! WTF Get thru their unhelpful AI bot to a real person. Thankfully he was a star because their form didn't work properly either. End of the day win but what a shit show o
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So some of you know I got the notice to move as my current landlord is selling. Yes I could roll the dice and stay but didn't want the stress of the unknown.
Others of you like my out the window sunset pictures.
So I'm going to have a new view! I signed the paperwork yesterday for my new place and get keys on Aug 1st and have to be out of here by the 15th.
May the force be strong!
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This sums things up!
May there be a pox on the SOB behind trstwcard.icu
WTF Telemarketers! I answer the phone politely, tell you I'm not interest, please remove my number, no really I'm not interested, I'm really busy I'm not interest until finally I invite you to;
Oddly one of the companies just sent a survey asking how their idiot chat bot did. String of minimum available scores, but said their human was brilliant.
Seals & Crofts - Summer Breeze Live 1973
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Codeberg bans AI slop software projects!
https://youtu.be/0KKDaUle5vI?si=OYnWfsaGmxSGUHzC
Fresh Canadian blueberries are in season and on sale. Blueberry oatmeal pecan muffins are in da oven!
Have you ever had an interaction with an AI chatbot that solved your inquiry?
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Holy mother of god what's with companies not testing their websites before release. Had to create a new account with local electric company. So I follow the "Create a new account" prompt. No you need an account number to use that?! WTF Get…
Yes, I Have Ghosts
David Gilmour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Xh2FWYloIM
So some of you know I got the notice to move as my current landlord is selling. Yes I could roll the dice and stay but didn't want the stress of the unknown.
Others of you like my out the window sunset pictures.
So I'm going to have a ne…
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