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🔥 Top post: I get daily visits from the hospital while I'm in the home hospi · 7 likes + reposts
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My TBR pile might finally get some attention. I even got a bunch of candles in case of blackouts.
Dark sky looming. Stormy weather incoming for the next few days, maybe a full week.
I have to try to check out some holds I have ready at the library, but I also need to get some last minute supplies.
Not to gloat but
One of
Those days
starting this week the hospital switched my IV treatment to home health care. Big change, it was all done in an hour instead of the 5 or 6 that it took when I went to the hospital.
Second week of juggling two jobs. Even more tired. I'm behind on stuff for job 1, my mind kind of quit already from that one.
first week of juggling two jobs. It went as one might expect. I'm exhausted.
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