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Followers
663
Account age
7 yrs
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📊 Post engagement
8
Avg engagement / post
1.2%
Engagement vs followers
Dec 2018
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: Medieval laws and customs of war: it is unlawful to initiate com · 22 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
5.3 / week
Posts several times a week.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 11 text · 1 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
3.6×
Follows 186 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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Caught a glimpse of June/July sales numbers
I've sold $15,000 worth of pastry in 60 days
Goodbye again, Washington 💔
We were here to visit my sister for her birthday and see Evanescence (with Nova Twins and Spiritbox)
LB: plane just touched down for a 3-hour layover. This Is The Place
I loaded a bunch of pirated academic literature onto my ereader ahead of vacation only to discover that I converted them wrong and they're all fucked up and unreadable :blobcatsob:
I regret to inform you that the iced Dubai chocolate mocha from Starbucks is quite delicious
Q: What about a really old man, a kid, or a woman? Can I hold them for ransom?
A: Technically yes, but this sucks! If you make prisoners of people who cannot be conscripted, you are a pillager. If any king managed to put an end to this p…
Q: What if the mad knight in my captivity gets better? Can I get a ransom from him now?
A: If he intends to make war on you like he did before he went mad, then you can hold him for ransom. But if he just wants to go home, then you should …
(This is another interesting data point to add to my "knights with PTSD" file. It's interesting that he treats "a knight who has been stricken with a dangerous madness" as not only something that happens sometimes, but also as something th…
Exact quote:
"Further, consider well what nobility there would be in showing one's courage against a madman, or what gentility in making captive a man sick with so terrible a sickness, which should rouse all gentlemen to have pity and give…
Q: Let's say that an enemy knight brings his soldiers into our territory, intending to do battle, but then goes mad (for some reason). Can we catch him and hold him for ransom?
A: You may not! A knight who is stricken with such madness tha…
People who cannot be conscripted: women; men who are too old, too young, deaf, blind, or otherwise sick; serfs who are needed to tend crop fields
People who can be conscripted: people who give good counsel; men who are disabled in a way th…
Goodbye again, Washington 💔
We were here to visit my sister for her birthday and see Evanescence (with Nova Twins and Spiritbox)
LB: plane just touched down for a 3-hour layover. This Is The Place
I loaded a bunch of pirated academic literature onto my ereader ahead of vacation only to discover that I converted them wrong and they're all fucked up and unreadable :blobcatsob:
I regret to inform you that the iced Dubai chocolate mocha from Starbucks is quite delicious
Q: What about a really old man, a kid, or a woman? Can I hold them for ransom?
A: Technically yes, but this sucks! If you make prisoners of people who cannot be conscripted, you are a pillager. If any king managed to put an end to this p…
Q: What if the mad knight in my captivity gets better? Can I get a ransom from him now?
A: If he intends to make war on you like he did before he went mad, then you can hold him for ransom. But if he just wants to go home, then you should …
(This is another interesting data point to add to my "knights with PTSD" file. It's interesting that he treats "a knight who has been stricken with a dangerous madness" as not only something that happens sometimes, but also as something th…
Exact quote:
"Further, consider well what nobility there would be in showing one's courage against a madman, or what gentility in making captive a man sick with so terrible a sickness, which should rouse all gentlemen to have pity and give…
Q: Let's say that an enemy knight brings his soldiers into our territory, intending to do battle, but then goes mad (for some reason). Can we catch him and hold him for ransom?
A: You may not! A knight who is stricken with such madness tha…
People who cannot be conscripted: women; men who are too old, too young, deaf, blind, or otherwise sick; serfs who are needed to tend crop fields
People who can be conscripted: people who give good counsel; men who are disabled in a way th…
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
fandom.ink
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Dec 2018
An OG fediverse account from Mastodon's early years — a long, established presence.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2018 — 7 years ago.
👁️Averages 8 views per post.
📤Posts about 5.3× per week.
🛡️ Audience credibility
80/100
Excellent
Credibility score
97%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~1.2% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (7+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
actualmermaid on Tumblr. angrymermaids on AO3. History, literature, music, food, gardening, animals, sim and strategy games. Pastry chef by day. Ethno-cultural Mormon and Episcopalian lay minister. Weird subculture enthusiast. Grown-up US military brat. Socialist with a small s. I know a lot of words and I like to play with them.
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