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Followers
85
Account age
7 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
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📊 Post engagement
1
Avg engagement / post
1.2%
Engagement vs followers
Sep 2018
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: " I’d come to a candlelit loft in Manhattan for a “mindful singl · 1 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
20.7 / week
Toots daily — consistently active for a campaign window.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 11 text · 1 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.3×
Follows 289 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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Just as a Catholic mass has the same structure wherever on Earth it's conducted, football (in individual games and in international championship) has an established rhythm of anticipation, hope, pain, loss, and redemption.
I can only think of two institutions where you can drop off a person anywhere in the planet, and despite differences in age, language, and culture they can be instantly be in community: The World Cup and the Catholic Church.
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/miami-dade/downtown-miami/article316753246.html
Feeling cursed. The spirits are not happy with me. Or most likely I'm just not happy with myself.
Overheard in Miami: "remember when we used to prank call that uh... suicide center? Because they had to talk to us?"
Photo post
That article doesn't quite hit Miami Bingo, but it comes pretty damn close.
✅ Scammers
✅ Soundcloud Rappers
✅ Santeria
✅ Moving to Central Florida because of living expenses
This is the most interesting storytelling I read from the New Times in over a decade. The journey of a goat saved from a ritual sacrifice.
https://www.miaminewtimes.com/music/goat-escapes-santeria-sacrifice-in-miami-rappers-40571740/
" A lot of stories were less dramatic: tales of confusion and quiet disappointment, featuring men who couldn’t seem to express or even decide what they wanted."
deadass I think they're talking about me (and the type of exes I had are def t…
I'd rather eat a bullet, which I guess makes me part of the problem.
https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/2026/09/modern-romance-recession/687968/
Increasingly convinced that Tony Bourdain is Kurt Cobain for the newer generation
Photo post
That article doesn't quite hit Miami Bingo, but it comes pretty damn close.
✅ Scammers
✅ Soundcloud Rappers
✅ Santeria
✅ Moving to Central Florida because of living expenses
This is the most interesting storytelling I read from the New Times in over a decade. The journey of a goat saved from a ritual sacrifice.
https://www.miaminewtimes.com/music/goat-escapes-santeria-sacrifice-in-miami-rappers-40571740/
" A lot of stories were less dramatic: tales of confusion and quiet disappointment, featuring men who couldn’t seem to express or even decide what they wanted."
deadass I think they're talking about me (and the type of exes I had are def t…
I'd rather eat a bullet, which I guess makes me part of the problem.
https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/2026/09/modern-romance-recession/687968/
Increasingly convinced that Tony Bourdain is Kurt Cobain for the newer generation
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
mastodon.social
A large general-interest Mastodon server. On the fediverse the server a creator picks hints at their community — this one spans all topics.
On Mastodon since
Sep 2018
An OG fediverse account from Mastodon's early years — a long, established presence.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2018 — 7 years ago.
👁️Averages 1 views per post.
📤Posts about 20.7× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated66/100
Good
Credibility score
89%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 89% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~1.2% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Established account (7+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
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