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Apple: "This iOS update will require 11GB and I'll do it while you sleep."
MS: "Downloading browser service pack (1.2GB), do not use your computer until complete."
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This is my happy wall, it is one of the four walls that make up my happy place.
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I have to say, gemini-cli makes catching up to technical debt (such as upgrading my personal colo box several OS versions in one go) SO much easier. Today's post-upgrade prompt, and its output. "Fix all problems found" is next, and then things are good to go.
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My dog got all warm lying in the sun so I gave her a big hug and forgot I had fresh hair dye still in...
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Apple: "This iOS update will require 11GB and I'll do it while you sleep."
MS: "Downloading browser service pack (1.2GB), do not use your computer until complete."
FreeBSD:
Sadly, it will now be another 24 years before my Duolingo streak is a valid binary number again.
You're right to push back, I was incorrect!
Motorcycle tires DO need an intact sidewall and treads to function. Would you like me to call an ambulance?
Preach it, Gemini.
Today I'd like to thank Chase bank for sending me a real email from a secondary subdomain asking me to visit their site and enter in banking, routing, and account information - exactly the things security awareness notif…
I have to say, gemini-cli makes catching up to technical debt (such as upgrading my personal colo box several OS versions in one go) SO much easier. Today's post-upgrade prompt, and its output. "Fix all problems found" is next, and then t…
Ok friends: You see this on the menu. Do you assume it will come covered in sour cream?
This is a legendary performance but, Caption writer, I have a bone to pick with you about "nothing but his voice and guitar". It's a different sound without Bryan Gibson!
My dog got all warm lying in the sun so I gave her a big hug and forgot I had fresh hair dye still in...
Sometimes I really question these guitar teaching apps. Is this honest to God really an actual finger position? Or is some AI playing a prank on me?
This is my happy wall, it is one of the four walls that make up my happy place.
A certain popular dramatic TV show recently featured someone's blood being harvested in a moment intended to morally shock the audience, and I remembered that this is 100% a thing that humans already do to other creatures.
The US legal system is really really weird.
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