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I broke out a pair of nylon dog toys I got the other day. They were a big hit with some peanut butter, but both dogs have enjoyed chewing them even after removing every molecule of food. Dipper is particularly enjoying disfiguring the fish. #DogsOfMastodon
The sky above the lake was the color of orange cream, peeled free of chocolate.
Sobs in trying to set up an Apple ID.
Aw, Sam Neill died. He always struck me as a genuinely good guy.
Over on Bluesky we are discussing Count Binface and it is so nice to be able to talk about *other* countries' terrible politicians.
(Note that I do not include Count Binface among the terrible politicians, and not merely because he has yet…
Turns out yesterday's errand took some of today's spoons. Dogs have been good sports. (I let them out at a normal time, but didn't feed them before going back to bed. Dipper left a semi-circle of poop at the bottom of the stairs--fair enou…
Melted down all my spoons for a driving errand. But I picked up some soup and 3 boxes of Freihofer's chocolate chip cookies on special (buy 1, get 2 free, best by 7/18; I have faith in me and the returning family members).
Fever broke last night. Cough is mostly gone, congestion reduced. Eyeballs still ache. Tired. Taking the win.
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