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Local #hedgehogs are out again! Phone cameras are really convenient for these, I can photograph in darkness with no flash to disturb the small dears.
Not pictured is a #cat whom I met near the hedgehog. It asked that I mention it was *not* afraid of the hedgehog, and did *not* r…
Apparently SoftBank made an investor presentation. Geese aside (see https://discuss.systems/@dev/116807460725864716, which presented me this presentation), I found a this beautiful extrapolation that clearly shows exponential growth!
The whole "exponential growth" thing is a huge thorn in my side. In the absence of a theory, t is really hard to prove something grows exponentially: after all, everything except the last half-life period is nearly irrelevant. As a rando…
#rent_a_slop_cop: paying a company to run its #agentic_coding #genai tools to review your #AI_Slop that you paid another company to generate for you. Unfortunately you can search for "agentic workflow code review" for many examples.
Thinking of #GitHub #downtime induced by #Copilot. #MSFT bosses specifically requested we _not_ call it #AI_Slop. Perhaps cave in and call it #clowntime?
#github was down, you say?
1. Firstly, only #pull_request-s were actually down. Who uses those on a platform designed for managing pull requests on top of #git?
2. Even those were actually _working_. It was only _searching_ for a pull re…
אלה בפיזיקה לכבוד החג, שמטרידה אותי בכל שנה. נא הפיצו כמו פירורי מצה, שתימצא תשובה!
אני מכין כופתאות (קניידלך בעברית). תחילה הן דבוקות לתחתית הסיר, ואז מתנתקות וצפות. אבל *כעת* מתרחש פלא: בכל כמה דקות הן מתהפכות! פעם אחת הייתי מבין - התבשל…
RE: https://infosec.exchange/@rrb/116171938037654942
I don't think so. Does Ada support Aspect-Oriented Programming? Does OS/2? Can either drive a Segway?
#aop #advice #aspect4j
As a meatbag software developer, how do you feel about the fact that AI is now writing 90% of the code?
https://www.businessinsider.com/anthropic-ceo-ai-90-percent-code-3-to-6-months-2025-3
#AI #llm_potemkins #claude_code #anthropic #softw…
Marchers against the war, for the negotiated release of the hostages, against the government, this morning in Tel Aviv. Rather than one large march, this morning many marches went off in all directions. Sunday is the start of the work week…
This is horribly ironic, in so many ways:
- Protesting against a war that denies millions of Palestinians in Gaza their actual needs and freedoms, at a show where contestants are supposedly denied some needs and freedoms.
- Protesting agai…
I now have apps on my phone, both for my washing machine and for my insulin pump. Neither app allows remote activation.
Well, I hope neither one does. Obviously a flood of water with detergent on the floor can be harmful or dangerous. As…
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