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Well I've never seen that one before! A customer returned a board to me as "not working", and I found this on the MicroSD card!
I supplied the PCB, they supplied the MicroSD card - apparently it's difficult to find 8GB cards now... I suggested they just use bigger ones (I've started using 32 GB where it's totally unjustified).
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I love it when things don't quite go to plan, and a little bit of the "behind the scenes" leaks out into the every day.
Here's a jar with a use-by date printed on the lid, dot matrix style. In this particular instance, for whatever reason, the print head was misaligned and shot a few dots over the top of the edge it was supposed to be aimed at. This results in the top of some characters being spre
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Well I've never seen that one before! A customer returned a board to me as "not working", and I found this on the MicroSD card!
I supplied the PCB, they supplied the MicroSD card - apparently it's difficult to find 8GB cards now... I suggested they just use bigger ones (I've sta…
I love it when things don't quite go to plan, and a little bit of the "behind the scenes" leaks out into the every day.
Here's a jar with a use-by date printed on the lid, dot matrix style. In this particular instance, for whatever reason,…
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Part of the issue here is: what does "not working" mean?
A familiar thought for anyone who's done support work before.
I'd also left a book behind the counter, and asked the volunteers to write down the date/time every time the card machin…
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