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Account age
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Me: "What part of your Easter bunny would you like to eat first?"
Rainbow goth 5yo: "The face."
He gleefully went to town like some cocoa seeking wendigo, and so I've been staring at this horror all morning.
You're welcome.
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While my brain recovers to full functionality, I've been distracting myself by painting bad watercolors onto postcards, using the palette my friend sent me which only has fluorescents and pastel glitter on it. Ping me somewhere with your address if you would like a bad painting and a letter.
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I can't just throw this away, right?
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Still shell shocked 6 hours later
📊 Post engagement
9
Avg engagement / post
3.9%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: I can't get these wise words from @Wiswell out of my head: If th · 68 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.22 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 8 text · 4 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.9×
Follows 254 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
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I academia, it's not "changing jobs" so much as "metamorphosis". You go from larval to pupal to final form, with disgusting phase changes in the middle that will never be spoken of.
I'm hiring researchers in either Systems, formal methods, AI/ML, or Usable Privacy at Cloudflare. If this sounds like you, and you are excited about making a better Internet, email me at avani@cloudflare.com
While my brain recovers to full functionality, I've been distracting myself by painting bad watercolors onto postcards, using the palette my friend sent me which only has fluorescents and pastel glitter on it. Ping me somewhere with your …
Still shell shocked 6 hours later
I left myself a time capsule in the form of a delayed e-mail:
"Spatial temporal analysis of 40trillio. Packets"
Woke up to "we got this information from Fuzzy Dunlop" this morning, which set the theme for my day.
Also, there is apparently a new Babylon 5 movie coming out?! (https://youtu.be/Z54XNJivHOs)
Does anyone need/want bluesky invite codes?
I'm @avani over on Bluesky, but the majority of my posts have moved to scribbles in the back of my notebook.
On @SouthwestAir
flight #1590 from OAK to LAX, where my medically critical custom, fragile wheelchair was just checked against my wishes because the dedicated, on-board wheelchair cabinet was full of sodas that the flight crew said woul…
Me: "What part of your Easter bunny would you like to eat first?"
Rainbow goth 5yo: "The face."
He gleefully went to town like some cocoa seeking wendigo, and so I've been staring at this horror all morning.
You're welcome.
I can't just throw this away, right?
While my brain recovers to full functionality, I've been distracting myself by painting bad watercolors onto postcards, using the palette my friend sent me which only has fluorescents and pastel glitter on it. Ping me somewhere with your …
Still shell shocked 6 hours later
I left myself a time capsule in the form of a delayed e-mail:
"Spatial temporal analysis of 40trillio. Packets"
Woke up to "we got this information from Fuzzy Dunlop" this morning, which set the theme for my day.
Also, there is apparently a new Babylon 5 movie coming out?! (https://youtu.be/Z54XNJivHOs)
Does anyone need/want bluesky invite codes?
I'm @avani over on Bluesky, but the majority of my posts have moved to scribbles in the back of my notebook.
On @SouthwestAir
flight #1590 from OAK to LAX, where my medically critical custom, fragile wheelchair was just checked against my wishes because the dedicated, on-board wheelchair cabinet was full of sodas that the flight crew said woul…
Me: "What part of your Easter bunny would you like to eat first?"
Rainbow goth 5yo: "The face."
He gleefully went to town like some cocoa seeking wendigo, and so I've been staring at this horror all morning.
You're welcome.
I can't just throw this away, right?
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
wandering.shop
A sci-fi & writing server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 9 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.2× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated80/100
Excellent
Credibility score
97%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~3.9% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Itinerant academic. Compu-neuro-info #scientist with delusions of #cryptography . Dabbles in #sff #writing and #goldsmithing . Researcher at #cloudflare and #emory, fellow of #oddsalon
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