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And I was told it was the avocado toast we were eating that was the problem. 🤦♂️
Good show, Eater. This quote made me laugh out loud (literally, not your typical bunch of LOL BS with friends telling bad jokes):
https://www.eater.com/24000211/margaritaville-times-square-director-of-operations-job-description?utm_source=…
He talks softly but carries a big stick. He's an expert in martial arts. He's skilled at manipulating lawmakers around the globe. Pirates fear him, and CEOs everywhere want to be him.
He's IP Man!
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Thing: so imagine my disappointment when I turned up at the "all-hands meeting" and it was just a boring speech from a bunch of people that worked at the company.
This is what happens when you make cakes that look like everything: everything has to try to look like cake because it cannot look like itself anymore, because then it might be cake.
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There's a lot of people out there on different sides of what I'll call the "like divide" on Mastodon. Some love em, some hate em, and maybe most (like me) didn't really understand them.
Then one day I realized that they have usefulness. Ev…
@pluralistic a case study in #enshittification can be found in replit.com.
A few years ago, I used this tool near daily as it was a useful tool for running a bit of code. Came back today for the first time in over a year and it was filled …
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