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597

Account age

4 yrs

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Breaking:
We goat carrots! Ah kid you not.
An ther fresh, locally grown, Scottish carrots tae!
No they foustie Inglis hings thit huv rotted tae mush in ther wee plastic bags thit the store seems tae hink ur a substitite fur actual carrots.
But know whit?
Ah never saw yer main stream media reportin ony ae this.
Why?
Cause thers nae CalMac ferries involved, that's why! 🤔😳😁😁

13 views Breaking: We goat carrots! Ah kid you not. An ther fresh, locally grown, Scottish carrots tae! No they foustie Inglis hings thit huv rotted tae mush in ther wee plastic bags thit the store seems tae hink ur a substitite fur actual carrots. But know whit? Ah never saw yer main stream media reportin ony ae this. Why? Cause thers nae CalMac ferries involved, that's why! 🤔😳😁😁

The doc sais, you urny weel san
Ah hink ye might huv this
Ah said ah didnae want that wan
Ah'll jist gie that a miss
Whit aboot this wan here en?
It's really rether rare
Ah huv awready goat that wan
An ah don't want it ony mair
The doc sais ah'm complicated
So he wants tae dae mair tests
Naw, jist furget invasive biopsies
Why no gie yer tests a rest?
Every time we git a new guy
They want tae cut a

8 views The doc sais, you urny weel san Ah hink ye might huv this Ah said ah didnae want that wan Ah'll jist gie that a miss Whit aboot this wan here en? It's really rether rare Ah huv awready goat that wan An ah don't want it ony mair The doc sais ah'm complicated So he wants tae dae mair tests Naw, jist furget invasive biopsies Why no gie yer tests a rest? Every time we git a new guy They want tae cut a

We hud a bitty sunshine
An noo wir back tae rain
But wan hing never chainges
Wiv nae internet again
It clicks aff in the mornin
It turns aff every night
Thers wan hing thits fur defo
Wir internet is shite
Ye try tae purchase items
Fae countries far away
Well, this is quite impossible
If yiv nae internet theday
Ah'm no really borrered
Ah still write ma garbage doon
It saves me huvin tae spraff minc

8 views We hud a bitty sunshine An noo wir back tae rain But wan hing never chainges Wiv nae internet again It clicks aff in the mornin It turns aff every night Thers wan hing thits fur defo Wir internet is shite Ye try tae purchase items Fae countries far away Well, this is quite impossible If yiv nae internet theday Ah'm no really borrered Ah still write ma garbage doon It saves me huvin tae spraff minc

'They knives cuid be daein wae a wee sherpen' Thought I tae I
That's jist whit ah'll dae en.
An hour later:
Aw the veggie knives ur noo guid tae go, but ma wee clever disnae seem tae be takin oan an edge, ah'll dae that wan again.
A couple ae meenutes later:
So how sherp is it noo?
It's no bad, ah'll jist away an git masel a sticky plester afore ah mop up the blood aff the table though!
Here ma T

7 views 'They knives cuid be daein wae a wee sherpen' Thought I tae I That's jist whit ah'll dae en. An hour later: Aw the veggie knives ur noo guid tae go, but ma wee clever disnae seem tae be takin oan an edge, ah'll dae that wan again. A couple ae meenutes later: So how sherp is it noo? It's no bad, ah'll jist away an git masel a sticky plester afore ah mop up the blood aff the table though! Here ma T

📊 Post engagement

Avg engagement / post

1.2%

Engagement vs followers

Jul 2022

On Mastodon since

🔥 Top post: Breaking: We goat carrots! Ah kid you not. An ther fresh, locall · 13 likes + reposts

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence

26.7 / week

Toots daily — consistently active for a campaign window.

Content mix

Mostly images

Recent: 3 text · 9 image · 0 video.

Follower / following

1.3×

Follows 444 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.

Recent posts

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🔥 Top post Breaking: We goat carrots! Ah kid you not. An ther fresh, locally grown, Scottish carrots tae! No they foustie Inglis hings thit huv rotted tae mush in ther wee plastic bags thit the store seems tae hink ur a substitite fur actual carrots. But know whit? Ah never saw yer main st… ★ 13

An in mair happy news: We ur huvin carrots no jist in, but an oan tap ae wir veggie burgers. Whit! Feckin veggie burgers? This is a celebration chookiebundle, brek oot the mince. Aw, right, yiv awready made thaim. Well, I wull tell you th… ★ 4

Ah hud a tattie masher But it is nae longer ther So ah pondered oan it's wheraboots An wonnert wher o wher? En ah fun the tattie masher It wis ootside oan the ster So en ah sat an pondered How the fuck did that git ther? Yer daein too much… ★ 5 "Do you want a banana?" Enquire they ae I Naw, no hanks, dae you want tae hear a song aboot a banana? "No, no thanks" Reply they https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yModCU1OVHY ★ 7

The doc sais, you urny weel san Ah hink ye might huv this Ah said ah didnae want that wan Ah'll jist gie that a miss Whit aboot this wan here en? It's really rether rare Ah huv awready goat that wan An ah don't want it ony mair The doc sai… ★ 8 Haw! Ther sumbdy far far away, across oan the orrer hill, flyin a big plain yella fleg oot in ther gairden! Pardon ma ignorance, but dis that no mean thit yir diseased? Mibbes they jist want a wee bitty peace an quiet, whae knows? But if … ★ 4

We hud a bitty sunshine An noo wir back tae rain But wan hing never chainges Wiv nae internet again It clicks aff in the mornin It turns aff every night Thers wan hing thits fur defo Wir internet is shite Ye try tae purchase items Fae coun… ★ 8

So how wis your efternin en? Well, as usual, it jist rhymed along in a cinna sing song cinna wey: Mr Strange bought a new lawnmower So he gied it plenty choke Five minutes later, whit he hud ther Wis a lawnmower thit wis broke Ah see whit … ★ 5 Oh whit! Noo that ther is wan feckin huge soordough loaf ae breid! Ah hink it's time fur anorrer wee hauns in the err moment here Mr B, no hink? Ah wonner if he's playin the Embra festival this year? Ah cuid take him oor a loaf ae ma soor… ★ 7

Mrs The Cat jumps up oan the table an gies me wan ae her demandin meow meow meows, right in the face. Ah'm sorry Mrs TC, this paper bag ah'm haudin makes an awfy rustlin sound, here ye cin huv it. Nope,the bag disnae seem tae be the proble… ★ 4

'They knives cuid be daein wae a wee sherpen' Thought I tae I That's jist whit ah'll dae en. An hour later: Aw the veggie knives ur noo guid tae go, but ma wee clever disnae seem tae be takin oan an edge, ah'll dae that wan again. A couple… ★ 7

Whaes makin the dinner? Luiks like that wull be me Ther gaun tae the optition As thiv sumbdy tae see But thiv left me a list Wae hings ah huv tae dae Fur the tea's meatless meatbaws An ah'm hinkin nae wey The big soup pot is oot At least s… ★ 6

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mastodon.scot

A Scotland server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.

On Mastodon since

Jul 2022

An established account with real history on the platform.

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 4 years ago.

👁️Averages 7 views per post.

📤Posts about 26.7× per week.

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Estimated

66/100

Good Credibility score

89%

Real Real audience

Low Fake-follower risk

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Est. 89% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
Engagement (~1.2% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
Established account (4+ years old).

Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.

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A puerile relator of infantile jocundity an ardent employer ae the Glesga comma. Nae offence is intendit tae ony an aw toots wull self destruct .. Cue theme tune ..doo..doo..doo doo.. doo..doo..doo doo.. #ScotsLanguage #ScottishIndependence #History #Humour #Nonsense and of course #Swearing

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