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Account age
3 yrs
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Known for
📊 Post engagement
17
Avg engagement / post
1.2%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: Hey remember when the biggest thing going on was someone thinkin · 93 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.14 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 11 text · 1 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
11×
Follows 123 back. A strong ratio — an audience that follows them, not a follow-for-follow network.
Recent posts
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My slides from my talk at #devmio #devopscon in Berlin https://speakerdeck.com/barnbarn/its-just-a-jump-to-the-left-the-time-warp-of-devsecops
That’s the beauty of open source,
there’s always someone out there, ready and willing to contribute to your project,
who is wrong.
I'm getting rid of a lot of stuff as I leave the US, do you like tech? Much of it free. (electronics repair, old macs, far too many headsets)
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1pM1S98O4NTktkZ3E_mD_EzuLGQADNGZi4MmjOgSMxj4/
(this will b…
Trying to use "DMs" (YES I KNOW THEY'RE NOT DMS) in Masto is akin to punching myself in the face but less pleasing.
Oh hello old friend!
We really think a cryptominer written in python is performant enough to mine enough to make minimum wage for the time writing it? okay buddy.
Ah Friday, time to run terraform for the first time in months.
Sorry, half of you couldn't be trusted to not play the anti-semitic crappy wizard game when the trans community asked you not to.
I don't trust cis people to have our backs when the actual revolution comes.
I wish hearing that song made me realise that i can be happy, rather than feel I once was and never will be again.
Really wish I had some "I haven't voted" stickers so I can feel a part of something today.
it's 2024 and I genuinely do not know how to put mp3s on my phone anymore. And I have tried.
Oh hello old friend!
We really think a cryptominer written in python is performant enough to mine enough to make minimum wage for the time writing it? okay buddy.
Ah Friday, time to run terraform for the first time in months.
Sorry, half of you couldn't be trusted to not play the anti-semitic crappy wizard game when the trans community asked you not to.
I don't trust cis people to have our backs when the actual revolution comes.
I wish hearing that song made me realise that i can be happy, rather than feel I once was and never will be again.
Really wish I had some "I haven't voted" stickers so I can feel a part of something today.
it's 2024 and I genuinely do not know how to put mp3s on my phone anymore. And I have tried.
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
infosec.exchange
A cybersecurity & infosec server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
✅ Link-verified
Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 17 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.1× per week.
🛡️ Audience credibility
89/100
Excellent
Credibility score
99%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 99% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~1.2% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Verified account.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
This is my professional infosec shitposting account.
Bad security takes delivered daily!* (*every few years when I have a conference in Europe, where no one believes in bsky)
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