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Account age
3 yrs
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Known for
37 views
Four wk old kittens climbing #catsofMastodon
21 views
Publicly presentable proof that I have cats. The tower is 2+ sets of catkins (198o's product, Not avail now) that has been recovered at least 3 times. Cat on hammock is Zuzu. The tower is 8 ft tall.
12 views
Being a soft headed 73 yrs of age, It has taken me a while to notice that my Rose cat has a morning routine. She usually sleeps somewhere in the Master Bathroom & when I awake, she moves to the dual sink area, where she sits patiently for me to finish Need #1. As I approach a sink to wash up, She stretches to 2 x her size so that I can see ALL of her magnificence, which I do & shower her with p
📊 Post engagement
12
Avg engagement / post
1.8%
Engagement vs followers
Dec 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: Four wk old kittens climbing #catsofMastodon · 37 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.13 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 9 text · 3 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
44×
Follows 15 back. A strong ratio — an audience that follows them, not a follow-for-follow network.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
Four wk old kittens climbing #catsofMastodon
Airplane joke: cockpit crew writes up "dead flies on windshield". Ground Teck replies "Dead flies removed. Live flies on order"
Great observer that I am, I noticed that ALL of the Tortie cats shown have bifurcated fur, most pronounced at the top of the head. Do any other cat "breeds" have a similar bifurcation?
BTW, I had to look up bifurcate to impress.
#catsofma…
Modern Computer Science Event. Under Sequoia 15.7.2, I have a file that was last modified Dec 2, 2025 but was last opened Nov 22, 2025. I have heard of ROM access, but WOM?
Publicly presentable proof that I have cats. The tower is 2+ sets of catkins (198o's product, Not avail now) that has been recovered at least 3 times. Cat on hammock is Zuzu. The tower is 8 ft tall.
A Piece of Ancient education. Words to a simple song (Army go rolling)0.
Troop 54
We are strong,
We are Brave,
In ten years we’ll even shave
We’re the xxxxx cubs of Troop 54
Thru the storm,
Thru the sleet,
Dragging grandmas thru the stree…
The US will pay El Salvador$20,000 PER YEAY for each "deported" gang member, currently ~ 300. Currently a steal at $6 million for first year. And I noticed no Tariff!
#DogsofMastodon. If you are interested in REALLY understanding Dog, find a copy of "What the Dog Knows" by Cat Warren (I know, a book on dogs by a cat!). It is a real story of Cat getting a German Shepard with a POWERFUL nose, a mind to m…
Educated guess about Jan29 collision in Washington DC:
Assume: Both flight crews very good at their jobs. AA Crew focused on low & slow approach to RW 33, Army crew focused on? finding AA aircraft in the dark.
Situation: 9PM, dark, lots o…
For OLD People only: What company had the tech slogan "Today the pits, tomorrow the wrinkles. X Marches On!"
Kind of a math problem: what is X?
I am too sick for words. Trump is convicted but pays NO penalty. The US LIE that NO ONE is above the law is another BS line fed to us since High School. (DO not want to go back any further. That was a LONG TIME ago for me.)
Being a soft headed 73 yrs of age, It has taken me a while to notice that my Rose cat has a morning routine. She usually sleeps somewhere in the Master Bathroom & when I awake, she moves to the dual sink area, where she sits patiently for…
Publicly presentable proof that I have cats. The tower is 2+ sets of catkins (198o's product, Not avail now) that has been recovered at least 3 times. Cat on hammock is Zuzu. The tower is 8 ft tall.
A Piece of Ancient education. Words to a simple song (Army go rolling)0.
Troop 54
We are strong,
We are Brave,
In ten years we’ll even shave
We’re the xxxxx cubs of Troop 54
Thru the storm,
Thru the sleet,
Dragging grandmas thru the stree…
The US will pay El Salvador$20,000 PER YEAY for each "deported" gang member, currently ~ 300. Currently a steal at $6 million for first year. And I noticed no Tariff!
#DogsofMastodon. If you are interested in REALLY understanding Dog, find a copy of "What the Dog Knows" by Cat Warren (I know, a book on dogs by a cat!). It is a real story of Cat getting a German Shepard with a POWERFUL nose, a mind to m…
Educated guess about Jan29 collision in Washington DC:
Assume: Both flight crews very good at their jobs. AA Crew focused on low & slow approach to RW 33, Army crew focused on? finding AA aircraft in the dark.
Situation: 9PM, dark, lots o…
For OLD People only: What company had the tech slogan "Today the pits, tomorrow the wrinkles. X Marches On!"
Kind of a math problem: what is X?
I am too sick for words. Trump is convicted but pays NO penalty. The US LIE that NO ONE is above the law is another BS line fed to us since High School. (DO not want to go back any further. That was a LONG TIME ago for me.)
Being a soft headed 73 yrs of age, It has taken me a while to notice that my Rose cat has a morning routine. She usually sleeps somewhere in the Master Bathroom & when I awake, she moves to the dual sink area, where she sits patiently for…
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
discuss.systems
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Dec 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 12 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.1× per week.
🛡️ Audience credibility
80/100
Excellent
Credibility score
97%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~1.8% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Developed and maintained hierarchy search process for millions of IPV4 addresses seen daily in US Government networks.
Developed and ran process to notify US owners of IPv4 addresses that were detected to having been infected.
Developed processing and visual display of events reported on TRAP, TIBS, and JTIDS. Added ability to transmit event data on TIBS and JTIDS.
Experienced the stupidity of coding standards.
Designed, developed, tested, and maintained the FAA's new Target Generation Fac
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