Bemused

Bemused

Mastodon @bemused@mastodon.world
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Followers
43
Account age
3 yrs

Known for

…rusting in the midday sunlight16 views …rusting in the midday sunlight Whenever a drawer opens, an inspection is required. #BlackCats14 views Whenever a drawer opens, an inspection is required. #BlackCats When I sit down to read and she reminds me of my skritching responsibilities. …I guess I can read later, maybe when I’m not at home? #blackcat5 views When I sit down to read and she reminds me of my skritching responsibilities. …I guess I can read later, maybe when I’m not at home? #blackcat Here is Early in what may her favorite spot, at that favorite time….5 views Here is Early in what may her favorite spot, at that favorite time….

📊 Post engagement

6
Avg engagement / post
14%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since

🔥 Top post: …rusting in the midday sunlight · 16 likes + reposts

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence
0.09 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly images
Recent: 0 text · 12 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.3×
Follows 145 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.

Recent posts

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🔥 Top post …rusting in the midday sunlight ★ 16
...at her best ★ 2 She: (waking soon after sunrise) I heard a weird noise, where's Early? Me: Dunno, you're sick, I'll go look, go back to sleep. She (much later): Did you find her? Me: Uh Huh She: Where was she? Me: never mind... more silly cat tricks. When I sit down to read and she reminds me of my skritching responsibilities. …I guess I can read later, maybe when I’m not at home? #blackcat ★ 5 When you just want to nap and she just wants to use you as a sofa. Any open cupboard must be guarded - even the drinks cabinet. ★ 3 Not off the diving board, but… That’s a pretty good full pike position. (half a point off for not having her feet together) Whenever a drawer opens, an inspection is required. #BlackCats ★ 14 Here is Early in what may her favorite spot, at that favorite time…. ★ 5 Herself, mistress of the wood stove (and naturally, of her domain) ★ 2 With a black cat . . . . . . either light ‘em up, or never mind ★ 3 Early, the [Midnight Marauder / Feline Vandal] has caused the kitchen house plants to be taken into protective custody. Now she can't chew on them or knock them into the sink below at 2AM, breaking their pots, frightening Staff and making …

🐘 Community & instance

Home server
mastodon.world
A large general-interest Mastodon server. On the fediverse the server a creator picks hints at their community — this one spans all topics.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 6 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.1× per week.

🛡️ Audience credibility

80/100 Excellent
  • Est. 87% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
  • Strong content engagement (~0.1× of followers) — an active, real audience.
  • Established account (3+ years old).
Est. authentic audience
87%
Fake-follower risk
Low

Heuristic estimate from view-through, engagement vs size and recent growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.

About

I live in a small town in the Sierra Nevada mountains of California. I’m smitten with black cats. 
Mastodon is my first social media outing. 
My humor is either dry or wry, how are they different? Oh, the mysteries.
 The avatar is two black cats sitting on a window ledge, looking to the left of the camera. The header is of arid terrain with a two lane road going straight to the horizon. The horizon is a line of hills in silhouette. Army veteran #BlackCats
#motorcycles
#sidecars

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...at her best She: (waking soon after sunrise) I heard a weird noise, where's Early? Me: Dunno, you're sick, I'll go look, go back to sleep. She (much later): Did you find her? Me: Uh Huh She: Where was she? Me: never mind... more silly cat tricks. When I sit down to read and she reminds me of my skritching responsibilities. …I guess I can read later, maybe when I’m not at home? #blackcat …rusting in the midday sunlight When you just want to nap and she just wants to use you as a sofa. Any open cupboard must be guarded - even the drinks cabinet. Not off the diving board, but… That’s a pretty good full pike position. (half a point off for not having her feet together) Whenever a drawer opens, an inspection is required. #BlackCats

🔀 Audience overlap

Estimated

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