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Was supposed to die April 2025. Still going and still gorgeous. #CatsOfMastodon
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Guard cat at the front door. #CatsOfMastodon
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Big slpoge.? #CatsOfMastodon
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Dammit! Went for a walk. Thought I’d avoided the local jog.
What I didn’t avoid were the volunteers packing up.
Turns out one of them is my Dr. She’d suggested I join in a few weeks ago, hence avoiding it.
I got given “the look”.
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Was supposed to die April 2025. Still going and still gorgeous. #CatsOfMastodon
Bloke down the road has died.
That’s a web pop up I’ve never seen before. What important updates do obituaries get? It’s kind of final.
Guard cat at the front door. #CatsOfMastodon
Two texts from Drs this morning.
Txt 1. Yay!
Txt 2, WTF?
Big slpoge.? #CatsOfMastodon
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Dammit! Went for a walk. Thought I’d avoided the local jog.
What I didn’t avoid were the volunteers packing up.
Turns out one of them is my Dr. She’d suggested I join in a few weeks ago, hence avoiding it.
I got given “the look”.
#parkrun
May have gone overboard on health tracking.
I wonder what day this went to press.
Ah screen widget updated.
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GBNews cutting a third of staff.
New power meter been installed in bedroom. The box is covered in blinky LEDs.
That thing is being covered up straight away.
Bwahaha. Holiday house has a safety car parked up.
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