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1.7K
Account age
6 yrs
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🧰 Free analysis for Local Dad, Ben Hamill
📊 Post engagement
5
Avg engagement / post
0.3%
Engagement vs followers
Apr 2020
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: Does anyone that follows me on here have personal experience wit · 12 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.74 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 12 text · 0 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
3.6×
Follows 459 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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Elsewhere I said, "Cool. I approve of silliness. I just wanted to make sure everyone knew." Which, now that I think on it, sums me up pretty well. I want people to know things and be silly about knowing those things.
Cow snone.
"Uh, boss, I don't think I can get this done before closing time."
"No. Sorry. I said I need it on my desk before End of Days. Just, like, any time before Gabriel does his trumpet solo."
"Oh! OK. That's much more doable"
Yes. I could look that up myself and read about it, but I asked you about it because I want to hear you infodump. Hearing it in your voice is part of the experience I crave.
I have noticed over the last few years that I have solidly been spelling it "fucken" instead of "fucking" or "fuckin'" or whatever other versions. Like, consistently. I have no conclusion. I noticed it. This is the post.
When trying to learn an accent (like, for acting) it can be useful to have a key phrase that reminds you if important markers of the accent. For Texan English, may I submit: “Howdy! That’s some mighty yellow corn hair!”
It’s all in the vow…
When I was younger, I was very blasé about the idea that, as a parent, I would defend my free time and mental energy by restricting my kids' extracurricular activities and not become one of those parents who spends all their time and energ…
Is it just me or does Bandcamp's online web UI not let you do things with playlists and such the way their, e.g. iOS app does? Is there something I'm missing with this?
Because you can count on it.
Do we know when the next BandCamp Friday is? I have some stuff I wanna buy, but if it's, like, soon maybe I wait.
LB: Would appreciate a boost for visibility.
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
eldritch.cafe
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
✅ Link-verified
Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
Apr 2020
An OG fediverse account from Mastodon's early years — a long, established presence.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2020 — 6 years ago.
👁️Averages 5 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.7× per week.
🛡️ Audience credibility
75/100
Good
Credibility score
92%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 92% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~0.3% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Verified account.
- Established account (6+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Among the oldest of millennials.
Social justice, software, parenting, games (video, roleplaying, board), books, comics, linguistics, argyle
Said to be, "like the least lewd person I have encountered on this social network"
🔀 Audience overlap
EstimatedEstimated shared audience with similar creators — useful for avoiding overlap (or doubling down) when planning a campaign.
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