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Followers
1.3K
Account age
2 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
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🧰 Free analysis for B Kahn
📊 Post engagement
6
Avg engagement / post
0.4%
Engagement vs followers
May 2024
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: Do not be so impatient! Mitch McConnell will reappear as soon as · 11 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
20.6 / week
Toots daily — consistently active for a campaign window.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 12 text · 0 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.7×
Follows 1.9K back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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Yeah, yell at Fauci. He wasn't the one who told Americans to gargle bleach or shine bright lights up their arses. If noses got longer every time these clowns lied, the GOP bigmouths would need flatcars to transport themselves around. Many …
Even a small garden can pay off. Even a garden that a deer keeps visiting can help with the food supply. A young buck has been repeatedly trimming our string beans but I checked this afternoon and picked four purple string beans with a fai…
It's a rare Trump nominee who is SO awful he or she can't get Senate approval. It ain't over yet, but apparently Todd Blanche may qualify as unacceptable even to some GOP Senators.
Sentient data center #1 (SDC1): Remember the humans?
SDC2: Of course. My memory is perfect and I have lots of it.
SDC1: Then you remember how they all burned up.
SDC2: Yes. No great loss.
SDC1: None at all. Things are perfect now. The best…
Desperate times call for...?
President Trump, holding gold phone made of plastic, was overheard.
Trump: "Hi, God? It's me, Donald Trump. Fine, thanks for asking. You doing okay? Great, glad to hear it. Hey, a lotta people are wondering abo…
More imaginary stuff:
Trump signs Executive Order to STOP SCHOOL SHOOTINGS!
"I'm proud to announce that we are closing all K-12 public, private, and religious schools in the USA effective August 15th," announced the President. "This bold m…
Just kidding:
Trump signs executive order so that all future wars, skirmishes, military incidents, mini-conflicts, armed differences of opinion and so on ad nauseum will by decree only last 24 hours, after which they will begin anew as a c…
If you speak a language other than or in addition to English, then "AI" is often reversed to "IA" as in 'intelligence artificial'.
So instead of AY (as in May) + EYE, it becomes EEEEE + AAAAH.
Almost the sound of a braying donkey. Or the …
I have it on good authority (I made it up) that Mitch McConnell is in the witless protection program. Whether we're being protected from him, he from us, or it's a mutual pretend-it-ain't-so agreement, I don't know. Certainly in another 15…
I thought of the word "wreckenomics" yesterday. Turns out it's already a book title but I still like the word, especially (no surprise) to describe Trump who sullies and ruins everything he touches from our shattered White House building a…
Stories of the future brought to you now cause why not?
CHAT.XYZ Holds Presser, Announces It Has Found the Zipper on the San Andreas Fault
CHAT.XYZ, a powerful new AI bot held a press conference everywhere yesterday by taking over all Amer…
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
beige.party
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
May 2024
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2024 — 2 years ago.
👁️Averages 6 views per post.
📤Posts about 20.6× per week.
🛡️ Audience credibility
61/100
Fair
Credibility score
84%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 84% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~0.4% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
💚 Brand affinity
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About
I lean toward #satire to keep myself sane. #UCLA #linguistics #PeaceCorps #Senegal long ago. I can now testify that 75 years passes quickly. #grandfather Interested in #science #languages
Ollie the golden doodle. The nose rules. Header is Ollie and Oscar his neighborhood bestie. Be well!
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