Narwhal Ladder

Mastodon @bladder@mastodon.world

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Account age

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We decided to watch Heretic on Christmas night, not knowing that it was a Christmas movie.
A wild ride of absolute moral certainty, smashed the next moment to a battered cold fingerless metaphor in a damp dark cell.
It was a deep swirling void, delivering everything and nothing, particularly nothing. The story went out of its way to complete the circle and uncheck all the boxes that went into che

2 views We decided to watch Heretic on Christmas night, not knowing that it was a Christmas movie. A wild ride of absolute moral certainty, smashed the next moment to a battered cold fingerless metaphor in a damp dark cell. It was a deep swirling void, delivering everything and nothing, particularly nothing. The story went out of its way to complete the circle and uncheck all the boxes that went into che

📊 Post engagement

Avg engagement / post

3.9%

Engagement vs followers

Dec 2022

On Mastodon since

🔥 Top post: Hey folks who work at @Meta … What the fuck is wrong with you? · 2 likes + reposts

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence

0.13 / week

A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.

Content mix

Mostly text

Recent: 10 text · 2 image · 0 video.

Follower / following

0.1×

Follows 350 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.

Recent posts

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🔥 Top post Hey folks who work at @Meta … What the fuck is wrong with you? Not easy to change jobs, but my god, you help this idiot every day. Please, please, find a new job. #FuckZuck ★ 2

RE: https://mstdn.social/@maskedscheduler/117119321486366991 Hopeful we can change course in November. RE: https://theforkiverse.com/@Curry/116359514511746618 https://mastodon.world/@bladder/116359565772508562 LOL. Victor on Artemis: uh, what was the first letter of that name? CAPCOM: Zulu. The crater’s name is Zeeman. 🍆💦 Let’s rename the time honored #2 to memorialize our president. “Excuse me, I have to go take a Trump.” Wordle 1,583 4/6 ⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨🟨 ⬜🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

2 people who’s souls know that they have missed the point of the game, but their meat bags do not. Gulf of What? https://gulfof.mapquest.com/?name=Chicken+Butt

We decided to watch Heretic on Christmas night, not knowing that it was a Christmas movie. A wild ride of absolute moral certainty, smashed the next moment to a battered cold fingerless metaphor in a damp dark cell. It was a deep swirling … ★ 2 When we talk about the Department of Government Efficiency, I humbly suggest we pronounce it like DOGGY, just because. ★ 1 I just signed up over at blue sky. Haven’t made a single post, only followed a bakers dozen. How do I have 10 folks following me? Is it bots? Whoa. Wordle 1,251 2/6 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

🐘 Community & instance

Home server

mastodon.world

A large general-interest Mastodon server. On the fediverse the server a creator picks hints at their community — this one spans all topics.

On Mastodon since

Dec 2022

Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.

👁️Averages 2 views per post.

📤Posts about 0.1× per week.

🕵️ Fake follower check

Estimated

80/100

Excellent Credibility score

97%

Real Real audience

Low Fake-follower risk

High Data confidence

Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
Strong engagement (~3.9% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
Established account (3+ years old).

Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.

About

Photo upload worked this time. That’s me enjoying a latte.

🔀 Audience overlap

Estimated

Estimated shared audience with similar creators — useful for avoiding overlap (or doubling down) when planning a campaign.

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Mike Helmers 13%

Concerned Citizen 11%

Angel 11%

Zettt 10%

LuigiHann 10%

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