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Account age
12 yrs
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📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.1 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 10 text · 2 image · 0 video.
Recent posts
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‘EFFICIENCY’
I recently took a chance on humor in a large teams meeting full of engineers and managers with a tongue-in-cheek mini-presentation on the new “TPS” reports I was proposing for detailed project tracking in service of our “lean”…
No One Left…
First they came for the drugs, and I didn’t care because I don’t use drugs.
Then they came for the raw milk and I did not speak out because I am squeamish about very low levels of risk.
Then they came for the sporting guns tha…
When you build a dictatorship, you get a dictatorship
For decades, the left was effectively in complete control of the US government. Of course, there were short moments when the right managed to take temporary control, but even there, the…
Maybe Nothing Ever Really Changes
Concept:
Donald Trump makes perfect sense if you realize that sometime around 2012, he was captured by a foreign intelligence service and programmed to suddenly believe that he could never be truly happy u…
How do I hate thee, Microsoft?
How do I hate thee? Let me count the ways.
I hate thee to the depth of every crash
When updates force a restart’s endless thrash
And Windows stalls, blue screens my free-time raze.
I hate thee for thy license…
Conversations with an AI: Part one in what promises to be a series of many…
AI has benefits. It can provide a massive boost in productivity for creative work, coding, and even (with a lot of fact-checking) research. And while I care abou…
Socialized Healthcare: Are they really better off?
We all know that Canada has free universal healthcare, and that it’s more effective and compassionate than the market-based(ish) system we have in the US, right? I mean, that’s what peopl…
Lost in Meta’s Web: My Account Suspension Nightmare
One day, I was minding my own business, checking in on Facebook, when I saw a mention of Meta’s new X/Twitter competitor, “Threads”. I decided to create an account and look around. This m…
It’s not Republican versus Democrat, It’s Nobility Versus Peasants
Everybody’s talking about how the president pardoned his son. That’s corruption, sure, but it’s completely understandable corruption. Any of us might have made the same ch…
How to Vote For The Candidate You Actually Want (In New York State)
In 2020, after minor parties earned ballot access in historic numbers, the trash authoritarians of the Democratic and Republican parties of New York State denied minor par…
Dehumanization and The Death of Democracy
For decades, I’ve watched friends and neighbors go down this diseased path. Every time I’ve said something like, “You know, if you left-types keep ridiculing and reviling poor white people, they’re…
A Ray Of Hope For America?
It occurs to me that having the weakest Democratic candidate in decades and a felon-facing-jail-time Republican candidate might actually give us a shot at the best of all possible worlds!
Now, each of the 34 felo…
Lost in Meta’s Web: My Account Suspension Nightmare
One day, I was minding my own business, checking in on Facebook, when I saw a mention of Meta’s new X/Twitter competitor, “Threads”. I decided to create an account and look around. This m…
It’s not Republican versus Democrat, It’s Nobility Versus Peasants
Everybody’s talking about how the president pardoned his son. That’s corruption, sure, but it’s completely understandable corruption. Any of us might have made the same ch…
How to Vote For The Candidate You Actually Want (In New York State)
In 2020, after minor parties earned ballot access in historic numbers, the trash authoritarians of the Democratic and Republican parties of New York State denied minor par…
Dehumanization and The Death of Democracy
For decades, I’ve watched friends and neighbors go down this diseased path. Every time I’ve said something like, “You know, if you left-types keep ridiculing and reviling poor white people, they’re…
A Ray Of Hope For America?
It occurs to me that having the weakest Democratic candidate in decades and a felon-facing-jail-time Republican candidate might actually give us a shot at the best of all possible worlds!
Now, each of the 34 felo…
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
blaisehartley.com
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Mar 2014
An OG fediverse account from Mastodon's early years — a long, established presence.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2014 — 12 years ago.
📤Posts about 0.1× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated55/100
Fair
Credibility score
~80%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
Low
Data confidence
- Est. 80% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Limited engagement data — score uses the signals available.
- Established account (12+ years old).
Low confidence — few signals are public for this listing, so treat it as a rough screen. Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Engineer, Artist, Dancer, Maker, Dad, Axe-flinger, Pain in the Ass. A compendium of my random, deep, and/or ridiculous thoughts…
🔀 Audience overlap
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