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Followers
1.2K
Account age
7 yrs
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📊 Post engagement
3
Avg engagement / post
0.3%
Engagement vs followers
Jun 2019
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: Every week on #Monsterdon I enjoy the #Owncast stream provided b · 11 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
49.4 / week
A very active account — posts many times a day.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 12 text · 0 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.8×
Follows 1.5K back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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It struck me that a nationwide speed trap can be simply built with AI models, the #Flock cameras, and everyone in the country driving anywhere, anytime, any… speed.
Spent the afternoon pairing with #Claude on a real infra problem: a flaky remote link that needed better alerting. We built a small relay service, wired it through a secure tunnel (zero open ports), added token auth and rate limiting, depl…
I didn’t send it. BUT I REALLY WANTED TO. 🤣 (4/4)
So from Azure to Azure for wads of cash all because Microsoft can't be bothered with standing behind backup for their cloud archetecture.
I hate Microsoft, and the best words ever penned for how I feel was written by Herman Melville, Ahab…
"Yeah, years ago actually we learned about this surprise perpetrated by the Beast of Redmond. We did a RFP, and the only email backup/recovery solution that had a public-facing DIY component at the time was [[COMPANY]]. So they were select…
A part of a vendor email that I didn’t send, but god-fuck I really really REALLY wanted to send it… (1/4)
Microsoft is the core reason why I cheer on the in-slo-mo-progress climate disaster. Wet bulb 95 is the only way we're going to be fucking free of god damn Microsoft. Gonna have to torch the species to kill this fucking nasty little cockro…
Today I learned that in Office 365 Hosted Exchange, in the GUI, there’s an undisclosed hilarious gotcha! When you want to define #DynamicDistributionGroups in #Exchange, in the GUI, the implicit logical operator is always an undisclosed AN…
The fix is... fucking PowerShell, always fucking PowerShell... so I can force the OR logic, but that force will ... hahahaha... UTTERLY BREAK THE GUI OPTION, rendering it “grayed out” LOL.
Cue up John Malkovitch when he screams "FUCK MICR…
#LineOfTheShow today at #work. Screwed around with DNS, SPF, and Office 365 Hosted Exchange Connectors last night, sure that I fully fuxxored the company email… sure I would be fired... but yay, I wasn't...
"But I'm always going to live i…
Just spontaneously rewrote lyrics to Sir Elton John’s “Your Song” for #TacoTits: “I hope you don’t mind, that I put down in words, how wonderful life is now that you’re dead!” And it’s very catchy, and happy. #uspol #NoCWBecauseObituary #O…
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
mastodon.social
A large general-interest Mastodon server. On the fediverse the server a creator picks hints at their community — this one spans all topics.
On Mastodon since
Jun 2019
An OG fediverse account from Mastodon's early years — a long, established presence.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2019 — 7 years ago.
👁️Averages 3 views per post.
📤Posts about 49.4× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated43/100
Fair
Credibility score
73%
Mixed
Real audience
Medium
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 73% real, active audience · Medium fake-follower risk.
- Low engagement (~0.3% of followers engage each post) — a sign of an inflated or inactive audience.
- Established account (7+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
51 years old, Sun & Moon in Cancer with Gemini Rising, INFJ.
Embrace The Golden Rule, Life is Comedy. Lightworker & Empathic Heyoka. All DM’s accepted.
🔀 Audience overlap
EstimatedEstimated shared audience with similar creators — useful for avoiding overlap (or doubling down) when planning a campaign.
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