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About this time six years ago and just one of the things I miss about him, our walks down my town road: an early Sunday afternoon walk with Jagger - who's a happy boy?
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They’re buds.
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What Henry said.
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I’d only been on deck for about 10 minutes, had some Bruce Hornsby and The Range goin’ when I happened to look to the right side of the yard and saw I had another visitor besides the squirrels and chipmunks scurrying around. Things like this can make this a pleasant place to be.
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About this time six years ago and just one of the things I miss about him, our walks down my town road: an early Sunday afternoon walk with Jagger - who's a happy boy?
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#GoldenRetrieverLover
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Sunset in Hamilton, Michigan, 18 July, 2026. Photo by Mike Borstler.
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Cartoon by Christopher Weyant; it’s definitely what the FOTUS and his fucking goon squad wanna do. Fuckers.
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Cartoon by Jesse Duquette. Think I’ll stick with blue jeans, tee shirts, hoodies and the New Balance “dad shoes,” thank you very much. 😆
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“I like people who weren’t captured, OK?” - Donald Trump, July, 2015
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The Evans Brothers were taken prisoner by the Japanese in the Philippines, and Wayne (right) died at the age of 21 in captivity on July 19, 1942, his remains …
I’d only been on deck for about 10 minutes, had some Bruce Hornsby and The Range goin’ when I happened to look to the right side of the yard and saw I had another visitor besides the squirrels and chipmunks scurrying around. Things like th…
What Henry said.
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Evil doesn’t need everyone to participate. It only needs enough people to stay quiet.
Indifference, silence, and looking the other way allow injustice to grow unchecked.
Pay attention. Speak up. Care loudly. And share this with someone wh…
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They’re buds.
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Cartoon by Charles Beyl. I don’t know about anyone else but my testosterone was just fine (and absolutely the last fucking thing on my mind) the day in 2004 I nearly got my head blown off by a sniper in Mosul.
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