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Woken up at 3:30am by a HUGE BEAR with reddish-brown hair, pokin’ around looking for food. Got him loitering over by the 6ft wall after looking right through me through this window. He then stood up and stretched, tall as Slenderman, his head *clear over the wall*. Then he waddled off elsewhere. This morning we found he drank our entire just-filled birdbath.
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#santafe #newmexico #bear #animal
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Can’t believe the biggest, most important cinema in town is showing this Angel Studios (the PragerU of movie studios) crap. Even more surprising, prestigious actors agreeing to have anything whatsoever to do with this crap.
Oh, and it’s AI slop.
#movies #santafe #newmexico #youngwashington #ai
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Fuck Texas.
Bluesky now thinks I’m in Texas so it won’t log me in anymore via cellular data cuz obviously I am a dumb Texan child whoopin’ it up in some podunk town in . . . Texas.
The internet sucks.
So does Texas.
Long live #newmexico
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I keep seeing this Subaru around town here in #SantaFe and I keep wondering: are they pro- or anti-….?
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#newmexico #politics
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Woken up at 3:30am by a HUGE BEAR with reddish-brown hair, pokin’ around looking for food. Got him loitering over by the 6ft wall after looking right through me through this window. He then stood up and stretched, tall as Slenderman, his head *clear over the wall*. Then he wadd…
Find the road sign in this picture.
Welcome to Santa Fe County, where nobody cares about maintaining road signs, including, you know, visibility.
This is extremely common all over #SantaFe #NewMexico
I keep seeing this Subaru around town here in #SantaFe and I keep wondering: are they pro- or anti-….?
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#newmexico #politics
Imagine that.
SpaceX itself is now undergoing a RUD (Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly).
As is its Nazi-CEO’s trillionaire status.
#spacex #trillionaire
The 2024 film THE RETURN is a much better film than THE BOURNE ODYSSEY.
See THE RETURN with Ralph Feinnes as Odysseus.
#movies #thereturn #theodyssey
It will never cease to be mind-blowing how so many local companies in #SantaFe #NewMexico seem to delight in lying to customers about appointments, showing up on time, managing expectations, communicating they can't show up, etc. No, inst…
All nuclear submarines worldwide should pause and lie still in the deep today, just for a moment, and during that pause, each should issue forth One Ping Only in honor of the great Sam Neill.
I so want to fucking sue Bluesky and AT&T for this bullshit. I do not live in fucking Texas—I’m not an idiot—and Texas law should not be able to do this. And Bluesky should demand better proof from an ISP before erroneously blocking its cu…
Fuck Texas.
Bluesky now thinks I’m in Texas so it won’t log me in anymore via cellular data cuz obviously I am a dumb Texan child whoopin’ it up in some podunk town in . . . Texas.
The internet sucks.
So does Texas.
Long live #newmexico
Watched Ep 1 of the new Season 3 of #SILO last night and was not too pleased. The whole amnesia thing is so hackneyed and boring. Feels like Season 3 is filler for Season 4.
One thing: Did I really see GREEN WATER in the Reflecting Pool du…
Can’t believe the biggest, most important cinema in town is showing this Angel Studios (the PragerU of movie studios) crap. Even more surprising, prestigious actors agreeing to have anything whatsoever to do with this crap.
Oh, and it’s …
WOW. You know things are dire when the home page of the nonprofit arts cinema down the street posts a huge wall of above-the-fold text, which says, in no uncertain terms, “we just fired the guy who runs this place AND given our financial d…
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