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Account age
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Ok, fedi, having a bit of a perl problem. Perldoc isn't working. Whenever I search for a module that it can find, it displays a read error. (Modules that it can't find return the expected not found error.)
Anyone know how to fix this? Search isn't helping.
Coding a perl project is gonna be a bit tough without any documentation.
#perl #coding
1 views
Evidence, should you wish to use it against me
📊 Post engagement
5
Avg engagement / post
0.6%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: I'm packing a bag right now for my trip back tomorrow and as I p · 16 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
12.1 / week
Toots daily — consistently active for a campaign window.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 10 text · 2 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.6×
Follows 1.5K back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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Searching for anything it can find, such as common functions, results in the same error. For instance,
perldoc -f open
returns the above error message.
Ok, fedi, having a bit of a perl problem. Perldoc isn't working. Whenever I search for a module that it can find, it displays a read error. (Modules that it can't find return the expected not found error.)
Anyone know how to fix this? Sea…
I just started working on my FUUUUCK bot. It'll be like scream bot, but for FUUUUCK!
It doesn't do anything, yet. I haven't even started coding, just created the account. You're free to follow it, but keep in mind that it might not do anyt…
I discovered that my Mastodon instance couldn't send email because the password was wrong in .env.production. Perhaps I made a mistake during server migration.
Grrr. Fixed now.
#MastoAdmin #SelfHosting
Fuck. It's noon. I guess I'll get out of bed. :(
Evidence, should you wish to use it against me
for those who don't know, I'm a truck driver. Home time means that my work truck is in a secured parking lot and I'm at home and not on company time. I never drink when I'm on the truck, even if I don't plan to drive it any time soon.
I'm on home time, so I've been drinking beer since noon. It's now 5pm and I'm installing Debian on a mini pc. What could go wring?
I Dream of Jeanie
#SleepyTVShows
#HashTagGames
#NoEffort
The new server is by no means a speed demon. It's one of those microcomputer things I bought from Amazon. The tech is at least ten years old. But it's still better than the old VPS.
I just installed the latest update for Mastodon, and the process went much smoother on the new server. On the old VPS, I usually had to stop all mastodon processes before attempting the update because rebuilding the assets consumed all ava…
Ok, fedi, having a bit of a perl problem. Perldoc isn't working. Whenever I search for a module that it can find, it displays a read error. (Modules that it can't find return the expected not found error.)
Anyone know how to fix this? Sea…
I just started working on my FUUUUCK bot. It'll be like scream bot, but for FUUUUCK!
It doesn't do anything, yet. I haven't even started coding, just created the account. You're free to follow it, but keep in mind that it might not do anyt…
I discovered that my Mastodon instance couldn't send email because the password was wrong in .env.production. Perhaps I made a mistake during server migration.
Grrr. Fixed now.
#MastoAdmin #SelfHosting
Fuck. It's noon. I guess I'll get out of bed. :(
Evidence, should you wish to use it against me
for those who don't know, I'm a truck driver. Home time means that my work truck is in a secured parking lot and I'm at home and not on company time. I never drink when I'm on the truck, even if I don't plan to drive it any time soon.
I'm on home time, so I've been drinking beer since noon. It's now 5pm and I'm installing Debian on a mini pc. What could go wring?
I Dream of Jeanie
#SleepyTVShows
#HashTagGames
#NoEffort
The new server is by no means a speed demon. It's one of those microcomputer things I bought from Amazon. The tech is at least ten years old. But it's still better than the old VPS.
I just installed the latest update for Mastodon, and the process went much smoother on the new server. On the old VPS, I usually had to stop all mastodon processes before attempting the update because rebuilding the assets consumed all ava…
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
darkmoon.social
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 5 views per post.
📤Posts about 12.1× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated66/100
Good
Credibility score
89%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 89% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~0.6% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
#Sailor, #cook, #linux enthusiast, proud #feminist
Purveyor of bad advice. Frequently foul mouthed.
I'm one of those mythical Texas Liberals you've heard about.
Trans rights are human rights.
Right now, I'm probably driving a reefer across Texas and surrounding states. (No longer OTR, which is good.)
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