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🔥 Top post: Ritually sacrifice billionaires until the economy improves. · 3 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
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Or this, but Its lazier lol.
If Canada sends me a citizenship certificate... think I can get away with flying this?
Step into the 90s with KLAX!
I wonder if aliens getting transmissions from the MTV/VH1 era think human religion involves filling old english churches with naked old manaquins and playing rock music.
🐘 Community & instance
💡 Facts
🛡️ Audience credibility
- Est. 89% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~0.7% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Established account (3+ years old).
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