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Followers
2.1K
Account age
1 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
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🧰 Free analysis for 🔥Cassandra🔥
📊 Post engagement
5
Avg engagement / post
0.2%
Engagement vs followers
Feb 2025
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: Today's postcard (postage-free by law) is to my local MP, a Libe · 13 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
38.8 / week
A very active account — posts many times a day.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 12 text · 0 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
1×
Follows 2K back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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Help one, fail two.
I couldn’t be the captain of the enterprise because every time someone did something cool I’d say “right the fuck on.”
The same printer has three different aliases on the same computer.
When the printer just had one alias, it refused to take instruction from the computer.
But now I send one document to print at all three different aliases at once, and then…
“You’ll have to find someplace else to live,” snarled the caregiver-creator, shoving the phone book open to “shelters” at the child (15), pointing: “You can start there.”
The caregiver-creator had tried everything to deter the child from h…
The body occasionally inhabited in time and space by the child was too clumsy. Too much energy, too little spatial awareness. Accidents occurred.
The caregiver-creator glowered at the time and expense of medical care for the child’s body, …
Also error: finding a space too hot, too loud, too bright.
“Who do you think you are,” threatened the caregiver-creator, “too good for the rest of us? Sit there and smile.”
The child learned to dissociate, which was also wrong. Most of the…
Work earned keep: a bed, access to food.
Some foods made the child gag. Smells, textures, tastes: bodily rejected, factory set.
“Well, then, you’ll have to go to bed without dinner,” shrugged the caregiver-creator. “You weren’t worth feed…
The water felt like fire on the child’s skin.
“You will have to get used to it,” reminded the caregiver-creator. “It is a harsh world.”
Dishes were obvious from the setup. Still: error.
“You’re making too much noise.”
“You’re taking too long.”
“You’re wasting too much water.”
“You didn’t get them spotless.”
Quieter, faster, less water, more clean.
“Figure it out.”
“You’re not worth feeding,” declared the caregiver-creator. “You’re not pulling your own weight. Go clean the kitchen.”
“Will you show me how?” asked the child.
“No,” was the reply. “It is a harsh world, and you'll have to figure things ou…
In D&D, sometimes when someone attacks you, you have to roll a save.
Sometimes when you save successfully, you take no damage, and other times you take half damage.
What's the rationale for the no damage vs half damage distinction?
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
ottawa.place
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Feb 2025
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2025 — 1 year ago.
👁️Averages 5 views per post.
📤Posts about 38.8× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated38/100
Low
Credibility score
68%
Mixed
Real audience
Medium
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 68% real, active audience · Medium fake-follower risk.
- Low engagement (~0.2% of followers engage each post) — a sign of an inflated or inactive audience.
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Building community in a flaming world.
Favourite topics include dystopia, #autism, trauma, brains, #accessibility, tech, injustice, healing, animals, nature, #StarTrek, words, nonsense, polls.
No boosts without explanatory #AltText.
Header: a Canadian forest in autumn. Tall dark brown trunks, a profusion of yellow and orange leaves, small patches of green.
Avatar: a close-up of the painting Cassandra by Evelyn de Morgan. Cassandra tears her flaming red hair as Troy burns behind her.
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