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Sparing a thought for 4-time Oscar nominee Saoirse Ronan
The band Henge exists to remind us not to outsource our capacity to hallucinate
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Pete Hegseth reminds me of Hudson in Aliens. The first sign of trouble he’ll hide under his desk sucking his thumb.
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Bruno Mars’s date when they take it to the dancefloor
Subtitles for Blue Moon (2025) missed a perfect opportunity to use an interrobabg: “So, what did you think of Oklahoma‽”
A decaf espresso, for when you need a quick fix of brown water ☕️
Today I learned “ingestion” has become a common term in data analytics for input. I don’t see “excretion” being so readily adopted for output. I wonder why… 💩
Garota de Ipanema is Dante’s Beatrice: “Ah, if only she knew that when she passes the world, smiling, is full of grace”
Has something akin to "hidden variable fallacy" been defined? Following from JS Bell, it's an appeal to something non-existent, with a low probabilty of existing, but is essential to an argument (EPR paradox). Applicable to, say, ether the…
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