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"Okay, but why did you choose Berlin of all places?"
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Me: "Why has my hay fever been so much worse in Germany?"
Doctor: 🤷
Trees: 😈🍆
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Ooh, I want a copy of this print seen at the gynecologist's office.
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> "the proposed moratorium is pretextual and unlawfully discriminatory because it singles out ‘data centers’"
Ah yes that long valiant struggle for data center civil rights in the face of legal, economic, and cultural injustices done to them. How can we ignore our country's historical prejudices aga
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"Okay, but why did you choose Berlin of all places?"
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AI boosters: "Weird that you're randomly talking about such an old and unrelated topic."
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Strawberry pierogi??
Mind. Blown.
Is it considered a dessert, or would this be more of a starter? Do you top it with cream? Fry 'em up, or boil?
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SAY WHAT NOW??
On the one hand, science is amazing and more access to transplantable organs is terrific news.
On the other hand is my mind looping on Young Frankenstein clips.
https://www.technologyreview.com/2026/07/03/1140148/a-device-th…
OMG LOOK WHAT A GIFTIE THE UNIVERSE HAS BROUGHT TO ME HALLELUJAH
The flavor leans heavy on the wintergreen side, rather than a more balanced herby/earthy vibe. But I'm not complaining. I'm cannot wait to enjoy a frosty root beer float toni…
Does the US have Pepsi Mango?
Like look at this fugly muumuu*. The sleeve hole descends to somewhere below the shapeless bust(!) and more than midway to the shapeless waist.
* muumuu is a beautiful and versatile traditional Hawaiian garment, and does not deserve to be…
Closing in on 17 hours of sunlight per day now. Damn is this the best time of year in Berlin. Ahhhhhh. 😎
The endless grey days will return in October. But for now, heck yeah baby let's get our Vitamin D the fun way!
Me: "Why has my hay fever been so much worse in Germany?"
Doctor: 🤷
Trees: 😈🍆
Ooh, I want a copy of this print seen at the gynecologist's office.
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> "the proposed moratorium is pretextual and unlawfully discriminatory because it singles out ‘data centers’"
Ah yes that long valiant struggle for data center civil rights in the face of legal, economic, and cultural injustices done to th…
Despite all the ways that DOGE and MAGA have succeeded in gutting US federal government scientific pursuits, I am grateful that agencies such as NOAA continue to exist and are somehow still providing their valuable services for people arou…
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- Est. 89% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~0.3% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Established account (3+ years old).
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