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Followers
98
Account age
3 yrs

Known for

Like it needs to be said again, but fuck google.26 views Like it needs to be said again, but fuck google. Say hi to our new family member. As of yet unnamed. She is currently hiding in her cat tree hole. Santo (the dog) is unimpressed.12 views Say hi to our new family member. As of yet unnamed. She is currently hiding in her cat tree hole. Santo (the dog) is unimpressed. Kitty giving me a loving stare #CatsOfMastodon12 views Kitty giving me a loving stare #CatsOfMastodon Truth #diabetes #type1diabetes9 views Truth #diabetes #type1diabetes

📊 Post engagement

7
Avg engagement / post
7.1%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since

🔥 Top post: Like it needs to be said again, but fuck google. · 26 likes + reposts

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence
0.33 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly images
Recent: 0 text · 11 image · 1 video.
Follower / following
0.9×
Follows 105 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.

Recent posts

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🔥 Top post Like it needs to be said again, but fuck google. ★ 26
*sigh* ★ 2 Kitty giving me a loving stare #CatsOfMastodon ★ 12 Tonight’s amaro and weed jam #deadcandance #gothic ★ 2 Tonight’s jam #slowdive #shoegaze Tonight’s jam #cocteautwins ★ 2 Fantasma looking all cute and shit. She’s been much better coming out of her hidey hole. ★ 2 Me and my mom c1970. Mom was teaching a bunch of home ec student how to care for a baby. I was a prop. ★ 3 This orange cream #cokezero is not…. good. #type1diabetes ★ 3 Say hi to our new family member. As of yet unnamed. She is currently hiding in her cat tree hole. Santo (the dog) is unimpressed. ★ 12 ▶ Got a new record a while back from a band I know nothing about. First blind listen to an album since I was reviewing back in the 90s (I’ve been going by song instead of album). I’d say this is a nice day-drinking-on-the-porch-on-an-easy-s… ★ 1 Truth #diabetes #type1diabetes ★ 9

🐘 Community & instance

Home server
sfba.social
A the SF Bay Area server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 7 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.3× per week.

🛡️ Audience credibility

80/100 Excellent
  • Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
  • Strong engagement (~7.1% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
  • Established account (3+ years old).
Est. authentic audience
97%
Fake-follower risk
Low
Data confidence
High

Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.

About

Literally the brain farts of a middle aged white man. I mostly post about me as I know no one here irl so I can be as pathetic as I want to be. Some time ago an old Irish lady was asked if she believed in the “little people”. She replied, “No. But they’re there.”

📸 Gallery

*sigh* Kitty giving me a loving stare #CatsOfMastodon Tonight’s amaro and weed jam #deadcandance #gothic Tonight’s jam #slowdive #shoegaze Tonight’s jam #cocteautwins Fantasma looking all cute and shit. She’s been much better coming out of her hidey hole. Me and my mom c1970. Mom was teaching a bunch of home ec student how to care for a baby. I was a prop. This orange cream #cokezero is not…. good. #type1diabetes

🔀 Audience overlap

Estimated

Estimated shared audience with similar creators — useful for avoiding overlap (or doubling down) when planning a campaign.

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