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#UXFail on Facebook Marketplace (desktop): the message text box doesn't expand to multiple lines, so you can only see a few characters of what you're typing.
In even more signs of Tyrant #Trump 's mental deterioration, he referred to the Strait of Hormuz as "Hormuz Street" and - I kid you not - said the Iran War is "like playing a banjo."
Nobody has any idea what he's talking about.
https://www…
Tyrant #Trump pushed Qatar into "gifting" him a luxury plane. Then he pressured the Air Force into a massively expensive rush job resulting in a plane not up to Air Force One standards. It sounds like it's cost the American taxpayers about…
I'm not going to say I metaphorically put foster cat Ziggy on a pedestal, but...
(He got up there on his own)
Happy #caturday !
"“This administration has now admitted in court what has long been obvious: It terminated nearly 300 cost-cutting energy projects for no reason other than the fact that the states they were in did not vote for the president in the 2024 ele…
Tyrant #Trump has spent over $37 billion taxpayer dollars on his unnecessary war in Iran. His unqualified Defense Secretary wants ANOTHER $70 billion.
And while he's spending our money like it's going out of style, he's abusing his office …
Tyrant #Trump is such a narcissist he didn't want to stop photobombing the Spanish team during their photo shoot with the trophy, despite the FIFA president trying to convince him to leave.
This after repeatedly insulting all Spanish peopl…
#BookReview for "You're Wearing That? Understanding Mothers and Daughters in Conversation" by Deborah Tannen
Recommended
This book gets a lot of criticism: it's 20 years old and in particular the part on electronic communication is dated. …
#BookReview for "The Quick Fix: Why Fad Psychology Can't Cure Our Social Ills" by Jesse Singal
Recommended
This book debunks a variety of popular claims. An important read to correct many beliefs, but also to reinforce how common it is for…
#BookReview for "Real Love: The Art of Mindful Connection" by Sharon Salzberg
NOT recommended
Abandoned in chapter 1. I tried to suffer through all the "keep repeating you love yourself for hours and everything will be great!" but then the…
Foster cats Ghosty and Ziggy are on a break with me again before returning to the adoption center for another try. Happy #caturday !
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