charlie
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Followers
64
Account age
3 yrs

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence
0.26 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 12 text · 0 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.1×
Follows 491 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
"Who's the frog in the pot?'" "We're the frog in the pot!" "Louder, I can't hear you. Who's the frog in the pot?!" "WE'RE THE FROG IN THE POT!!!" "Still can't hear you. I said Who's the frog in the pot??!!!" "Uh...Hello?" ..."Hello? Anyone… This not a well man, an intelligent man. This is an entitled, spoiled man, a child really. Only fools and budding sociopaths would follow this wasted flesh. https://www.cnn.com/2024/11/27/business/elon-musk-government-employees-targets/ind… Filed under: Capitalism ain't it great? The invisible hand of the market is in your hard-drive. https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/exxon-lobbyist-investigated-over-hack-and-leak-environmentalist-emails-sources-2024-11-27/ Seems strange people refer to the Democratic Party like it's a political party, when it's so obviously a corporation specializing in politics. So a society that worships money, promotes greed, gluttony, jealousy, envy & violence, has allowed the wealthy to control legislation that favored the wealthy, blames poverty on the poor, elects a reality TV personality who ran on a plat… The news has become black comedy, a dark satirical reflection of reality. Political Performance in Front Of A Camera should be an Oscar category. Control the narrative, control the future, the past. Considering who is in control of the narrative, that's horrifying. White fundamental Christians, determined to ignore climate change no matter the cost to the planet, to humanity. Elimin… Anti-vax, anti-science, undermining scientists & academics, promoting misogyny. Fundamental religious beliefs, women for babies, at home. Cutting the work force to allow for AI expansion, & changing the very nature of truth. These bots are… People are still reacting to the US election like it was normal. Playing the blame game, wait until next time, not recognizing everything has changed. Every social media site, every site with a comments section, sports sites, gambling site… Between advances in technology and the concentration of wealth a century could pass before people are able to enjoy the freedoms they take for granted today. 75 years of progress wiped out by a single election. Fascinating times. Life expectancy is now higher in China than the US? Really? That's just stunning. China to raise retirement age in next five years https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cpd9v48yn8ro okay, now I'd like to see another debate.

🐘 Community & instance

Home server
mstdn.ca
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
📤Posts about 0.3× per week.

🛡️ Audience credibility

57/100 Fair
  • Est. 89% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
  • Limited engagement data — score uses the signals available.
  • Established account (3+ years old).
Est. authentic audience
89%
Fake-follower risk
Low
Data confidence
Medium

Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.

About

Banner photo is kayaking the Chilco river. Keeping the wild wild is important to me. There's no grand plan, no magical rich guy to save us. People must cooperate or we perish. Empathy before ego.

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