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4.5K
Account age
7 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
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🧰 Free analysis for David Chartier
Known for
14 views
TIL I can tell Siri: “I took my morning medication.”
#Apple #Siri
4 views
One of my crummy photos from David Pogue's keynote last night from his book tour. He got access to *so* many current and former Apple execs and C-suites, *and* got access to Apple's internal archives. Also got hundreds of photos for the book, all printed in color.
I'm not intimately familiar with previous Apple retrospective books but this seems to be on another level.
#Macstock #Macstock10 #Apple
📊 Post engagement
6
Avg engagement / post
0.1%
Engagement vs followers
Oct 2018
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: TIL I can tell Siri: “I took my morning medication.” #Apple #Sir · 14 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
5.2 / week
Posts several times a week.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 10 text · 2 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
5.1×
Follows 889 back. A strong ratio — an audience that follows them, not a follow-for-follow network.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
TIL I can tell Siri: “I took my morning medication.”
#Apple #Siri
One thing I'll say for Windows (my gaming PC is #Windows11 FWIW), I really dig the per-app volume control. I miss it now on #macOS.
I'm in a couple of important discussions in Discord for which I'd like to hear alerts, but that means Messa…
My body is ready
#AdultSwim #RobotChicken
https://youtu.be/QqJbimJ6uuM
On the record, I am still angry at #Apple for allowing a bunch of staunch Mac nerds into the #iPad wing.
They utterly decimated the beauty and simplicity of iPad multitasking because "ooh it's too hard to learn and try something new so I j…
This would be a feel-good story if it weren’t for the fact only one single politician was mentioned:
“But voters do have power. In June 2026, Utah voters unseated a longtime legislative leader, state Senate President Stuart Adams, who had …
Odysseus wasn’t all that clever. He could’ve fit a lot more men into a Trojan Giraffe.
Oooohhh baybeeee #iOS **public** beta 27 is out
FWIW I know a bunch of folks who joined the dev beta and it didn't break, basically, anything.
I'm downloading the 27 pub beta on all my devices. #Apple
Hey #Apple nerds. Bookmark this for next summer: https://macstockconferenceandexpo.com
Great. Cars (specifically their tires) might cause Alzheimer’s.
Talk about carbrain! 😆
https://futurism.com/health-medicine/chemical-causing-alzheimers-disease-brain-damage-tires
“The film just kept auto playing one scene after another.”
https://theonion.com/man-binge-watches-entire-movie-in-one-sitting/
For another barometer of how humanity is doing, a looksmaxxer influencer (yes it’s a thing) just died by injecting gold into his veins.
One of my crummy photos from David Pogue's keynote last night from his book tour. He got access to *so* many current and former Apple execs and C-suites, *and* got access to Apple's internal archives. Also got hundreds of photos for the bo…
One of my crummy photos from David Pogue's keynote last night from his book tour. He got access to *so* many current and former Apple execs and C-suites, *and* got access to Apple's internal archives. Also got hundreds of photos for the bo…
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
toot.cafe
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✅ Link-verified
Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
Oct 2018
An OG fediverse account from Mastodon's early years — a long, established presence.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2018 — 7 years ago.
👁️Averages 6 views per post.
📤Posts about 5.2× per week.
🛡️ Audience credibility
52/100
Fair
Credibility score
76%
Mixed
Real audience
Medium
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 76% real, active audience · Medium fake-follower risk.
- Low engagement (~0.1% of followers engage each post) — a sign of an inflated or inactive audience.
- Verified account.
- Established account (7+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Recovering writer. Aspiring establishment dismantler. Into tech, equity, dogs, photography, trying to find laughter in our broken world.
Content strategist for hire helping devs treat customers like human beings: https://bitandpen.com. Write here: https://finertech.com. By evening I game @InfiniteHench and https://InfiniteHench.tumblr.com. He/him
#Technology #Apple #art #funny #photography #Chicago #fedi22 #equity #BLM #TransRights #NWBTCW
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